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Theodore Lee is the editor of Caveman Circus. He strives for self-improvement in all areas of his life, except his candy consumption, where he remains a champion gummy worm enthusiast. When not writing about mindfulness or living in integrity,  you can find him hiding giant bags of sour patch kids under the bed.
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She Played Lydia in Mrs. Doubtfire. See Lisa Jakub Now at 44 – Wanderer

‘What I wasn’t prepared for was reality.’ How do retirees survive on Social Security alone? – Market Watch

The 50 Best Movie Soundtracks of All Time – Pitchfork

This Dad’s Trick for Getting Picky Kids to Eat Is Brilliant – Good Housekeeping

On the Road with Carlos Sainz, Who Averages 100 Flights a Year – GQ

This is why you don’t fight Samoans – Reddit

24 Things I Believe About Investing – Wealth of Common Sense

Terrible Movie You Need To See: Mac And Me: A blatant ripoff of E.T. and a a thinly-veiled feature length commercial for McDonalds and Coca-Cola – Ned Hardy

The Mistake You Make in Every Argument – Medium

50 Bad Movies That Are Absurdly Fun to Watch – Thrillist

Men Experience Low Sex Drive, Too. Here’s What to Do About It – Inside Hook

The 20 Best Barbed-Wire Matches in Pro Wrestling History – The Ringer

How to Rebuild Trust After Cheating and Save Your Relationship – Knowledge For Men

The 50 Greatest Fictional Deaths of All Time – Slate

What Happens to Your Body When You Take Naps Every Single Day? – Domino

10 Verbal Skills of the Most Likable People – INC

16 Things Your Successful Friends Have Given Up – Medium

The 50 Best Sandwiches We’ve Ever Made – Saveur

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Why Time Seems to Whizz By As You Get Older — And How to Slow It Down

We’ve all heard the age-old adage, “Time flies when you’re having fun.” But as we age, it often feels like time is flying by, even when we’re not particularly having fun. Days turn into weeks, weeks into months, and before we know it, another year has passed. Why does this phenomenon occur, and more importantly, how can we slow down the relentless march of time?

Read the rest: Why Time Seems to Whizz By As You Get Older — And How to Slow It Down
Confessions

Confession of the Day

Kurtz Monologue

I was with a couple friends last night and one of them didn’t react well to food we ate or something and kept farting next to me. She couldn’t control it and it kept forcing itself out and we were all laughing. But the truth is it made me really horny for some reason. I’ve never been attracted to her before even though she is attractive and I don’t have a fart fetish or at least I didn’t used to. But regardless her constant farting kept making me feel hot and aroused.

Eventually we all went our separate ways and I went home and jerkedoff thinking about her ass and the sound of her farts. After I was done the post nut clarity hit me hard and I practically had an existential crisis over it. The guilt and shame almost brought me to tears.

To make matters worse I watched videos of women farting today as a test and they made me aroused. I have a fart fetish now and I don’t know how to cure it or stop the intrusive thoughts about it.

This sucks.

Useful

Setting Boundaries With Guilt-Tripping Parents

As children, we rely on our parents for food, shelter, and nurturing – our very survival depends on them. It’s only natural that as we grow older, we feel a sense of duty and obligation to care for our parents in return. However, some parents take this too far, using guilt to manipulate their adult children into doing what they want. If your parents make you feel guilty about everything they’ve done for you growing up, it’s time to set some boundaries.

Read the rest: Setting Boundaries With Guilt-Tripping Parents
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He Played Peter on The Brady Bunch. See Christopher Knight Now at 65 – Wanderer

Whatever Happened To Marcus Chong, ‘Tank’ from The Matrix? – Ned Hardy

The indigenous Mexican town that drove out the cartel – Huck

Jalen Williams details what life is like as an NBA player when it comes to women – Streamable

Ranked: The Highest Paid CEOs in the S&P 500 – Visual Capitalist

3 financial tips for couples moving in together for the first time – CNBC

The twisted story of how bottled water took over the world – Fast Co

Words and Phrases to Avoid in a Difficult Conversation – HBR

Why Does Everyone Seem to Have Food Intolerances These Days? – The Conversation

Why “Far Beyond the Stars” Is Star Trek DS9’s Most Important Episode – Wanderer

An Age-By-Age Guide to Helping Kids Manage Homework – Life Hacker

Why Silicon Valley’s biggest AI developers are hiring poets – Rest of World

Man protects his family from drunk idiot, knocks him the f out! – Reddit

Should you be friends with your kids? – Parents can have a great relationship with their kids without being their friend – VOX

Mexico on track to have its first Jewish, female president – JPost

Sicarios Bury The Cartel Boss With Some Blicks For The Afterlife Just In Case His Opps Run Up! – Worldstar

This Was What Every Popular Fast-Food Restaurant Looked Like the Day They Opened – Rare Historical Photos

9 Crucial Life Skills An Award-Winning Journalist Is Teaching His Kids – Fatherly