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The Best Use of a Human Shield in a Movie

September 22, 2023

Human Shield - Total Recall

In the vast universe of cinematic human shields, one unsuspecting bystander in “Total Recall” takes the cake.

There he was, Mr. Bystander, starting his day with optimism. The sun was shining, his morning coffee was brewed perfectly, and he had that spring in his step, thinking, “Today’s going to be the best day ever!”

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Confession of the Day

September 22, 2023

Kurtz Monologue

I was with a couple friends last night and one of them didn’t react well to food we ate or something and kept farting next to me. She couldn’t control it and it kept forcing itself out and we were all laughing. But the truth is it made me really horny for some reason. I’ve never been attracted to her before even though she is attractive and I don’t have a fart fetish or at least I didn’t used to. But regardless her constant farting kept making me feel hot and aroused.

Eventually we all went our separate ways and I went home and jerkedoff thinking about her ass and the sound of her farts. After I was done the post nut clarity hit me hard and I practically had an existential crisis over it. The guilt and shame almost brought me to tears.

To make matters worse I watched videos of women farting today as a test and they made me aroused. I have a fart fetish now and I don’t know how to cure it or stop the intrusive thoughts about it.

This sucks.

Filed Under: Confessions

Setting Boundaries With Guilt-Tripping Parents

September 22, 2023

As children, we rely on our parents for food, shelter, and nurturing – our very survival depends on them. It’s only natural that as we grow older, we feel a sense of duty and obligation to care for our parents in return. However, some parents take this too far, using guilt to manipulate their adult children into doing what they want. If your parents make you feel guilty about everything they’ve done for you growing up, it’s time to set some boundaries.

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Linkage

September 21, 2023

He Played Peter on The Brady Bunch. See Christopher Knight Now at 65 – Wanderer

Whatever Happened To Marcus Chong, ‘Tank’ from The Matrix? – Ned Hardy

The indigenous Mexican town that drove out the cartel – Huck

Jalen Williams details what life is like as an NBA player when it comes to women – Streamable

Ranked: The Highest Paid CEOs in the S&P 500 – Visual Capitalist

3 financial tips for couples moving in together for the first time – CNBC

The twisted story of how bottled water took over the world – Fast Co

Words and Phrases to Avoid in a Difficult Conversation – HBR

Why Does Everyone Seem to Have Food Intolerances These Days? – The Conversation

Why “Far Beyond the Stars” Is Star Trek DS9’s Most Important Episode – Wanderer

An Age-By-Age Guide to Helping Kids Manage Homework – Life Hacker

Why Silicon Valley’s biggest AI developers are hiring poets – Rest of World

Man protects his family from drunk idiot, knocks him the f out! – Reddit

Should you be friends with your kids? – Parents can have a great relationship with their kids without being their friend – VOX

Mexico on track to have its first Jewish, female president – JPost

Sicarios Bury The Cartel Boss With Some Blicks For The Afterlife Just In Case His Opps Run Up! – Worldstar

This Was What Every Popular Fast-Food Restaurant Looked Like the Day They Opened – Rare Historical Photos

9 Crucial Life Skills An Award-Winning Journalist Is Teaching His Kids – Fatherly

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The Dumping Grounds

September 21, 2023

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In History, What Is The ‘Dark Ages’?

September 21, 2023

dark ages

The Dark Ages is a generalized term referring to Western Europe between the fall of Rome and the start of the Renaissance.

It was called “Dark” because a lot of knowledge was lost to the Western Europeans. People stopped maintaining libraries of knowledge and turned to matters of the spirit. Many old manuscripts were scraped clean of text and re-used to make copies of religious texts. People hard pressed to grow enough food to survive, and engaged in endless struggles with one another over territory, tribute, and religions aren’t predisposed to let their kids spend time studying ancient literature.

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Filed Under: Answers, History

14 People Reveal Their Worst Financial Decision

September 21, 2023

1. Leased a BMW 6 series for $1250/month for three years and then immediately hopped into another BMW lease for $1050/month. After 6 years I had nothing to show for it.

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Filed Under: Finances

Poll of the Day

September 21, 2023

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You Need To Avoid The “I Deserve It” Trap

September 21, 2023

It’s easy to fall into the “I deserve it” mentality with our finances. After a long week of work, it’s tempting to rationalize splurging on an expensive meal, new clothes, or the latest gadget.

But this mindset can seriously damage our financial health if we’re not careful. Let’s delve into what this mentality is, why it’s harmful, and how to combat it.

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September 20, 2023

Remember when NFTs sold for millions of dollars? 95% of the digital collectibles are now probably worthless – Business Insider

What Does Chewing The Scenery Mean in Movies? – Wanderer

Whatever Happened to Kalle Dedolph from MTV’s Road Rules? – Ned Hardy

Texas prisoner accused of killing 22 older women is slain by cellmate while serving life sentence – AP News

Danny Masterson’s wife, Bijou Phillips, files for divorce days after he’s sentenced to prison for rape – NBC

The Only Man Who Flew Both The F-22 And The YF-23 On Why The YF-23 Lost – The Drive

Germany went from envy of the world to the worst-performing major developed economy. What happened? – AP News

Lost hiker rescued after online bear cam captures him mouthing ‘Help me’ – NY Post

Five Home Renovations Never Worth Doing Yourself – Life Hacker

What Psychedelics Can Teach Us About Play – TIME

LOL: I went to Chili’s for the first time with a friend, and our $102 meal was the best I’ve ever had at a chain restaurant – Insider

5 Must-Watch Horror Movies on Amazon Prime – Wanderer

Another day in the dark side of Los Angeles. Pimps harassing a sex worker on Figueroa St – Reddit

7 Scariest Mental Illnesses – Linkiest

New ‘Toxic Avenger’ Images Flaunt Elijah Wood’s Grisly Makeover & Peter Dinklage’s Tutu – Collider

Musk’s Neuralink seeks volunteers for brain implants—who’s in? – ARS Technica

14 Sci-Fi Movies That Predicted the Future – Den of Geek

Here’s How A CVT Works And Why You Don’t Want One – Jalopnik

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