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My best friend off 2 years seems to think we’re in a relationship and decided to publicly propose to me.
Frankly I’m still in shock that this happened so this might be all over the place. Bear with me. All fake names etc etc.
Jordan and I met in University two years ago. We both started at the same time and because of our ages we were both considered ‘mature’ students.
My gf and I have been together for 6 years. She keeps hinting at wanting to get married and talking about what her wedding will be like someday.
So I’ve decided to take the hint. I bought an engagement ring a week ago and am planning to pop the question sometime soon.
Well, over the weekend she had a work function. This was the first time she’s invited me along. I’m not super outgoing, but I was kind of looking forward to meeting all these coworkers she talks about so much.
For some reason, every time we talked to someone, she introduced me as her “cousin”. I thought it was a joke at first, but she kept at the whole day.
Imagine this:
You’re lonely and want to talk to a girlfriend in your living room on a rainy weekend, so you open up CandyAI or one of its many competitors and create a girlfriend with their own highly attractive physical and personality traits. you give them a base script and can single out to edit individual quirks, writing; “I want Jessica to have a slightly more puzzled look on her face as I tell her I love her. I also want a touch of anger to be in her voice.”
No girlfriend is out of reach nor constrained by our looks or personality. Each girlfriend and their performance can be modified to the most minute detail. The possibilities are endless and the dating world is fucked.
What’s your daily food intake like, can you give an example of a typical day’s meals you consume?
Food intake is all over the place. Typical day varies some but here’s an example:
Breakfast: a couple boxes of microwavable breakfast sandwiches and or hot pockets. Other times it’s hotdogs, eggs, potatoes, cheese and butter in a big bowl with a few bags of chips.
Mid morning meal usually a plate of corn dogs, rolled tacos and or chicken nuggets. Some more chips.
Lunch is usually a family meal from local Chinese or I get taco burrito packs from del taco. If not take out, I’ll have a few boxes of pasta with butter and cheese.
Dinner: 4 frozen pizzas with a few boxes of pasta with butter and cheese.
Dessert: a couple family pack of cookies, half gallon or two of ice cream.
Midnight meal usually a few microwavable meals.
Roughly a liter or two of coke or Dr pepper with every meal.
I’m thinking of breaking up with the guy I’m dating because of the way he puts away carts.
We have only been dating for around a month and everything’s great except for the cart thing. We have gone to a few stores together and I have noticed that when we are done, he will leave the cart in the middle of another parking spot.
He refuses to put it away and gets upset if I decide to go put it away. He says, “that’s the cart people’s job” but like, you’re taking up a parking spot by putting your cart there.
Bf doesn’t look at me during sex
I know he’s a highly visual person because he used to watch porn multiple times a day before he told me he cut back (after multiple arguments) because it was causing issues in our bedroom and serving as a crutch not to cheat on me, which led to attempts to cheat. He even took videos of him and his ex doing the same positions, so yes, highly visual.
He used to look at my legs, my stomach, and my face during sex and tell me my expressions turned him on, but I guess that was during the “honeymoon” period of him trying to reconnect with me.
I broke my wife and I don’t think it is fixable
This happened 6 months ago. And I only chose to talk now because I don’t see improvement in sight and I am hopeless.
We were at a party. My friend is single and we started talking about love and relationships. My wife and I have been happily married for 7 years. We have 3 beautiful children. She is the love of my life. When I was talking to my friend I felt like we were on different levels of thinking. His complaints are mostly superficial about how the people he dated looked. I was a bit drunk at that point and said something like “you don’t fall in love with looks, look at me and my wife I love her more than anything compared to my ex who was just looks” everyone went silent and my damage control was worse so I ended up shutting the hell up.
I couldn’t get my point across but even I thought that maybe these thoughts have been in my head but only came out when I was drunk. My wife was shocked. First week she was so angry and wanted to understand what I meant and nothing I said was good enough. I was drunk. I love her. I think she’s the most beautiful woman. She thought being drunk made me say my true feelings.
Then one morning she just said, “you know, I have never felt as ugly as I have felt this past week. I have always thought I am beautiful”. She didn’t cry this time but she hasn’t been happy since. I started crying and apologizing but she was like emotionless. It was the last time she looked at me too. She is taciturn and distant but only with me. She has lost 20lbs and she works out 6-7 days a week. She never has free time with me. If she’s not with the children or her family and friends she’s immersed in some book or has her headphones on.
She’s always fully clothed now even in bed. She locks the bathroom door when she takes a shower She is more active on social media too. She shares many pictures of her. And she thanks everyone who gives her a compliment. Before, it was just pictures with our children and pets but now it’s her. Working out in sports bras and tights. I broke her and I don’t know how to fix it
My brother (14m) jacked off to my anime figure in my room and my dad caught him while i was at the movie theaters
So about a week ago my friend bought me a new figure (bicute bunny super sonico).Everyone in my family made fun of me for owning something like that but i didnt really care i thought she was cute.
Also i think it’s important to note my brother has been grounded for months with no access to any electronics.
Yesterday I went on a date yesterday with my bf (17m) to watch the new Studio Ghbili movie.When i came back my dad told me he had something to talk to me about i got worried because he looked kinda scared.
He then proceeded to tell me i had to get rid of my bunny figure because he walked in on my brother doing weird stuff with her in my room while i was gone.
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I, HLM (high libido male) recently had severe depression which was not noticed by my wife. A few months later, and after some changes, I feel a lot better. I made the decision that my marriage was over completely and asked to begin formally separating.
My LLF (low libido female) 34 wife and I had been together 17 years, married for 8, two kids, 3 and 5. We have had a completely dead bedroom for 6 years other than 12 times (yes precisely), to get her pregnant with our second kid.
I had been really struggling with the lack of sex and intimacy for a long time, but given the kids’ arrival and all of the shit that happens around childbirth and pregnancy, I held back from making big decisions for far longer than I was comfortable.
Married 6 years. Together 18 years. Me: (f) 47. Him (m) 50. NO KIDS
Here’re my dilemma. My husband is a millionaire many times over, and retired at 50. He inherited all his money from his mother 4 years ago. We’ve lived together nearly 2 decades.
My sticking point is this: despite his massive inheritance, my husband still charges me a monthly rent and bills me for every tiny expense. I have a modest amount of savings (around $250k), but they are largely tied up in my 401k, so can’t afford to retire anytime soon. I work 40+ hours a week, while Hubby stays home and indulges in expensive hobbies like golf and sailing, and takes long trips without me. Is it unreasonable of me to expect him to share his good financial luck with me?
