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Confession of the Day

September 22, 2023

Kurtz Monologue

I was with a couple friends last night and one of them didn’t react well to food we ate or something and kept farting next to me. She couldn’t control it and it kept forcing itself out and we were all laughing. But the truth is it made me really horny for some reason. I’ve never been attracted to her before even though she is attractive and I don’t have a fart fetish or at least I didn’t used to. But regardless her constant farting kept making me feel hot and aroused.

Eventually we all went our separate ways and I went home and jerkedoff thinking about her ass and the sound of her farts. After I was done the post nut clarity hit me hard and I practically had an existential crisis over it. The guilt and shame almost brought me to tears.

To make matters worse I watched videos of women farting today as a test and they made me aroused. I have a fart fetish now and I don’t know how to cure it or stop the intrusive thoughts about it.

This sucks.

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