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Theodore Lee is the editor of Caveman Circus. He strives for self-improvement in all areas of his life, except his candy consumption, where he remains a champion gummy worm enthusiast. When not writing about mindfulness or living in integrity,  you can find him hiding giant bags of sour patch kids under the bed.
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Instagram Model Called ‘Classless’ For Taking Thirst Traps In Front Of Dead Dad’s Open Casket – Ruin My Week

Rhino vs Hippo: Who Would Win In A Fight? – Ned Hardy

Alien life could be so advanced it becomes indistinguishable from physics – Nautilus

How to add cheap storage space in any kitchen for $40 – Amazon

The Websites That Are Tracking You The Most, Visualized – Surf Shark

Cigarette sales went up last year for the first time in 20 years – NPR

20 Funny Images Showing How Differently Men and Women Act – Linkiest

A Psychological Trick That Makes You More Desirable – Mind Cafe

An Engineer Created A Fake Resume. It Gave Them A 90% Callback Rate – Reddit

The UN says $6B from the world’s billionaires could solve a hunger crisis. Elon Musk says he will sell Tesla stock and donate proceeds if the UN can prove that – Yahoo

20 Scariest Horror Game Moments, Ranked – Den of Geek

Back up your photos on your android phone and free up memory with this flash drive – Amazon

Steve-O from Jackass asked 100 dudes to donate their pubes for his halloween costume – Instagram

A damn fine collection of hot babes for your viewing pleasure – Leenks

Molly Feels Like an Orgasm, So Why Can’t I Cum When I’m on It? – Mel Magazine

Minneapolis voters to decide on scrapping police department, 18 months after George Floyd murder – Towleroad

Texas Man Sentenced to Life in Prison for Beating Toddler to Death for Wearing Shoes on Wrong Feet – Bugged Space

Saying Bye to Facebook: Why Companies Change Their Name – Visual Capitalist

Why We Need to Put Ourselves First and Prioritize Our Own Happiness – Tiny Buddha

Picture Of The Day

Picture of the Day

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A Prussian Landwehrmann tanning rat skins in a dugout, WWI

A Prussian Landwehrmann tanning rat skins in a dugout, WWI. The trench soldier of WWI had to cope with millions of rats. They were attracted by the human waste of war – not simply sewage waste but also the bodies of men long forgotten who had been buried in the trenches.

Possibly drawing on his pre-war trade in the leather industry, this fellow has set himself up in business, tanning the pelts in the age-old method of separating soil and gore from the skin, before they are washed and spread out to dry (as depicted here). It’s possible that he used the skins to make patches for repairs to uniforms. Some of these rats grew extremely large. Many troops were awakened by them crawling across their faces, or attempting to take food from the pockets of sleeping men.

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Life Advice

I Hate My Life

(photo: @andriklangfield)

Your alarm goes off at 6:30 am.

Stumbling out of bed, you brew a strong cup of coffee to get through the day. Sitting in your car, you pause before starting the engine. “I can’t keep doing this”, you think to yourself.

Driving to work, you arrive at your soul-sucking job with only minutes to spare. As you walk through the office doors an all too familiar feeling creeps in.

You hate it here. You hate the menial tasks that fill your waking hours. You hate the manager who seems to revel in breathing down your neck.

Sinking into your chair, you stare numbly at your computer, a single thought commandeering your conscious mind.

“I hate myself and I hate my life”

Read the rest: I Hate My Life
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The 10 Commandments For Dog Owners – Ned Hardy

A resident of a high-rise condominium in Thailand cut the support rope for two painters and left them hanging above the 26th floor until a couple rescued them – ABC

Elon Musk becomes first person to be worth more than $300 billion – CBS

If for some reason you want to permanently and completely disable a door lock, the Killer Key is how you do it. The clever design makes it so that once the key is inserted into the lock of your choice, it can never again be removed – Amazon

The most brilliant bookshops in the world – FT

A Starter Kit for Getting Into Giallo Movies, the Wild Italian Horror Genre – Thrillist

‘Rust’ Armorer Breaks Her Silence, Blames Producers for ‘Unsafe’ Set – The Wrap

This Incredibly Rare Toyota 2000GT IS For Sale, But By Now, You Know The Deal – Jalopnik

Meet the guy who spends $150 a year to eat at Six Flags for every meal – Mel Magazine

3 Signs Someone Is Deeply In Love With You – Medium

There’s a better way to protect yourself from hackers and identity thieves – Recode

An Airport Auction of This 55-Year Old Japanese Whisky Is Nearing $800,000 – Inside Hook

I don’t know how I ever cooked without a salt box before…. I use it so effortlessly compared to having to grab my box of kosher salt before that it’s actually improving the taste of my dishes. I just use it so much more freely and easily – Amazon

Video Of Legendary Soccer Star Biting His Adult Daughter’s Toenails Goes Viral And People Freak – Ruin My Week

Josh Cavallo Comes Out As The World’s Only Out Gay Male Pro Footballer – Towleroad

McKayla Maroney showing off some nice cleavage – Drunken

37 Examples Of “Pretty Privilege” That Prove Society Can Be Pretty Ugly – Bored Panda

OnlyFans Model Puts Seahawks WR DK Metcalf on Blast – Egotastic

Thug gets beat up, chain snatched, and disarmed during a news report on violence in the area – Reddit

Poll Of The Day

Poll of the Day

A friend called me a couple of days ago asking me if I knew that my girlfriend was using Tinder, despite being with me for the last 3 years, and living together and happily planning an engagement. I was distraught, knowing what Tinder is and what it is used for, I was heartbroken.

The friend goes on to tell me that her bio says she’s “Looking to make some new, exciting and fun friends and looking to hangout. Willing to travel a little if there’s enough excitement involved!”

Her pictures do not include me, despite 9/10 pictures ever taken of either of us for the last three years having the two of us together in them.

I brought this up to her, and she laughed it off, saying that 1: my best friend of 11 years is ‘nosy’ and that 2: she’s entitled to seek friends and be social, even if it is with complete strangers.

Basically she completely invalidated my points and made me feel guilty for being upset by this, playing it off like I am being possessive.

Since then I’ve avoided bringing it up and just tried to get over it. She hasn’t been out and about any more than usual so it doesn’t look like she has any ‘takers’ yet, but this is just not sitting right with me.

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The Worst Driver In The Universe (video) – Leenks

Netflix scrambled internally to suppress a controversial movie from search results – The Verge

How Much Money Is ‘Enough’? Try This Experiment to Get an Exact Number to Aim For – INC

For all the guitarist out there….a loop pedal helps with timing, rhythm, soloing, fretboard knowledge, song structure, and it’s just plain fun to jam with – Amazon

15 Ways to Kill the Romance – Linkiest

9 Uncomfortable Truths You Should Accept Early in Life – Medium

The Most Detailed Account So Far Of How Alec Baldwin’s Gun Was Fired On ‘Rust’ Set – AP News

Are We on the Verge of Chatting with Whales? – Hakai

Guy challenges girl who knows jiu jitsu, ends badly for him – Reddit

Passenger on plane from JFK punches flight attendant, forces emergency landing – ABC

This desk lamp is the shit! Modern, slim, folds up.. different wavelengths… got a wireless charger.. Really nice to have the daylight setting for work and then the warmer dimmer lights for evening. It remembers your last intensity settings for each color mode too – Amazon

Is El Paso Safe To Visit? Everything You Need To Know Before Traveling – Van Life Wanderer

This $1,650 A Month New York Apartment Has A Shower In The Kitchen – Ruin My Week

Would I Have More Energy If I Quit Caffeine? – Mel Magazine

The Rumors Are True, You Really Can Fry an Egg in Mayonnaise – Life Hacker

How to raise emotionally intelligent kids – Ideas

What Your Home Would Look Like on 8 Different Planets – Bright Side

Inside The Little-Known Dark Side Of Mother Teresa – All That’s Interesting

What Happens During a Beginner’s Night at an Exclusive Sex Club? – Inside Hook