The 10 Commandments For Dog Owners – Ned Hardy
A resident of a high-rise condominium in Thailand cut the support rope for two painters and left them hanging above the 26th floor until a couple rescued them – ABC
Elon Musk becomes first person to be worth more than $300 billion – CBS
If for some reason you want to permanently and completely disable a door lock, the Killer Key is how you do it. The clever design makes it so that once the key is inserted into the lock of your choice, it can never again be removed – Amazon
The most brilliant bookshops in the world – FT
A Starter Kit for Getting Into Giallo Movies, the Wild Italian Horror Genre – Thrillist
‘Rust’ Armorer Breaks Her Silence, Blames Producers for ‘Unsafe’ Set – The Wrap
This Incredibly Rare Toyota 2000GT IS For Sale, But By Now, You Know The Deal – Jalopnik
Meet the guy who spends $150 a year to eat at Six Flags for every meal – Mel Magazine
3 Signs Someone Is Deeply In Love With You – Medium
There’s a better way to protect yourself from hackers and identity thieves – Recode
An Airport Auction of This 55-Year Old Japanese Whisky Is Nearing $800,000 – Inside Hook
I don’t know how I ever cooked without a salt box before…. I use it so effortlessly compared to having to grab my box of kosher salt before that it’s actually improving the taste of my dishes. I just use it so much more freely and easily – Amazon
Video Of Legendary Soccer Star Biting His Adult Daughter’s Toenails Goes Viral And People Freak – Ruin My Week
Josh Cavallo Comes Out As The World’s Only Out Gay Male Pro Footballer – Towleroad
McKayla Maroney showing off some nice cleavage – Drunken
37 Examples Of “Pretty Privilege” That Prove Society Can Be Pretty Ugly – Bored Panda
OnlyFans Model Puts Seahawks WR DK Metcalf on Blast – Egotastic
Thug gets beat up, chain snatched, and disarmed during a news report on violence in the area – Reddit
Theodore Lee is the editor of Caveman Circus. He strives for self-improvement in all areas of his life, except his candy consumption, where he remains a champion gummy worm enthusiast. When not writing about mindfulness or living in integrity, you can find him hiding giant bags of sour patch kids under the bed.