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Theodore Lee is the editor of Caveman Circus. He strives for self-improvement in all areas of his life, except his candy consumption, where he remains a champion gummy worm enthusiast. When not writing about mindfulness or living in integrity, you can find him hiding giant bags of sour patch kids under the bed.
Poll Of The Day
So, I met this beautiful woman about 7 months ago at an alumni function. We hit it off and honestly she’s everything I could ask for. I’m not sure if I’m still in the honeymoon phase, but so far everything is working out and she even moved in with me two months ago with no problems.
However, this past holiday season she started doing something gross. Honestly, it’s so disgusting I haven’t even asked my friends or family for help on this matter. On Christmas Eve, I woke up pleasantly surprised to see that she was cooking breakfast. But, when I looked at my scrambled eggs, it looked really really sketchy. It looked way too moist. My gf told me she used a fancy cheese which is why it was extra moist and smelly. I believed her and ate it. The texture was absolutely horrendous, but taste-wise it was fine. She beamed and started planning our holiday.
Why Isn’t Grayson “The Professor” Boucher in the NBA?
Over the years, “the Professor” has gained a huge following on the internet due to his impressive ball handling and flashy moves. This has led many people to believe in the ridiculous assumption that he could make the NBA if he wanted to. In fact, I have seen videos where Grayson himself says that he could have made the NBA, but preferred street ball.
This is an absolute lie and anyone who believes that this man could make the NBA has absolutely no knowledge of the game. Grayson Boucher is 5′7; there have been only 9 players in NBA history 5′7 and under.
Picture of the Day
Florida’s Hurricane Ian Takes Out A McLaren P1 Just One Week After Being Purchased
Hurricane Ian has been wreaking havoc on the southeast United States and especially Florida, with the extreme rain and winds causing large amounts of property damage to those in heavily affected areas. Unfortunately, part of that property damage now includes a McLaren P1, which was purchased by its new owner just a week prior.
The P1 belongs to Instagram user Lambo9286, whose real name is Ernie. As mentioned before, he had just taken ownership of the car a week ago, and was quite excited about it, posting it 12 times between then and now.
Ernie’s car was one of only 375 P1s ever built, and it’s estimated to be worth in excess of $1.5 million. He also lost his Rolls-Royce Phantom, which could be seen sitting next to the P1 in the garage, but we’d imagine he’d be grieving the loss of his new McLaren a bit more.
The Mindset You Need to Talk to Any Woman
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The fear that holds you back doesn’t have to
Most men tell me they don’t approach for three main reasons:
- You feel you’re doing something wrong or shameful. You don’t want to creep a girl out or make her feel like you’re hitting on her. You don’t want to bother her. You’re worried what your friends, her friends, or people nearby might think.
- You don’t know what to say. You can’t seem to find the right words. You feel like you don’t know how to approach without something really cool or engaging to say.
- You’re worried about being rejected. You don’t want to face that moment when she shows you she’s not interested. Maybe you think she might even be harsh or disgusted.
Linkage
She Played ‘Kaylee Frye’ On Firefly. See Jewel Staite Now At 40 – Ned Hardy
How Bad Is Your Streaming Music? Our sophisticated A.I. judges your awful taste in music – The Pudding
Smoke alarms will warn you of danger, but not if you aren’t home to hear them. Smart smoke alarms are the cure. It sends speedy alerts of smoke or carbon monoxide to your phone, has great design, is simple to mute, and has a “heads-up” warning before triggering its siren – Amazon
The controversial embryo tests that promise a better baby – Nature
So You Want to Try Intermittent Fasting. Here’s How to Do It – Popular Science
Community Comes Together To Help A Dying Dog Have One Last Snow Day – Sunny Skyz
Self-described ‘incel’ charged with hate crimes in attacks on women in Orange County – LA Times
10 Biblical Heroes Who Did Horrible Things – Linkiest
Russian guy breaks his legs to avoid mobilization – Reddit
Father Goes Off After Catching Pervert Taking Video Up His Daughter’s Skirt – Leenks
This pocket knife cuts like crazy, weighs nothing, feels great in your hand, and can last basically forever if you use it right. And it will cost you less than $15 – Amazon
The gigantic training guns that helped the troops better understand the firing mechanism – Rare Historical Photos
Success of experimental Alzheimer’s drug hailed as ‘historic moment’ – The Guardian
Taco Bell Is Letting Fans Decide Which Discontinued Item to Bring Back Next – Mental Floss
McDonald’s will have adult Happy Meals this October – NPR
All My Roommate’s Excuses for Not Doing the Dishes Ranked – The Hard Times
New research suggests psychedelic drugs can be almost as life altering as near-death experiences – Psypost
When Road Rage Goes WRONG! – Reddit
The Most Popular Websites by Web Traffic (1993-2022) – Visual Capitalist
The Dumping Grounds
9 Movie Scenes From Your Childhood That Have Thoroughly Traumatized You
The No. 1 rule of ’80s children’s movies: Scar kids for life. While those movies probably didn’t intend to leave its young audiences with lifelong trauma, the scars are still healing for a lot of us. Here are 9 children’s movies that are actually scarier than any horror flicks you might be watching this Halloween.
A Few Photos To Scratch That Nostalgic Itch
There Are Some Things You Just Can’t Argue With
