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Theodore Lee is the editor of Caveman Circus. He strives for self-improvement in all areas of his life, except his candy consumption, where he remains a champion gummy worm enthusiast. When not writing about mindfulness or living in integrity,  you can find him hiding giant bags of sour patch kids under the bed.
Confessions

Confession of the Day

Im m(23) and my girlfriend F(25) is an absolute sex addict. Anytime I come home from work She’s ready in bed for action.

It is a very nice thing to come home to. However after our love session. She wants to do it again an hour later. I don’t mind that as well.

But the problem is this is happens too much. Her and I have sex at least 6-7 times a day.

There is never a day where I am simply just relaxing.

And at the end of the day i feel like a squeezed dry toothpaste tube.

I have no energy and she is always wanting more.

She still orgasms during sex but its never enough.

Im tired all the time and shes draining my energy and my balls.

I dont know what to tell her because i dont want to hurt her feelings.

Picture Of The Day

Picture of the Day

georgia guidestones

(photo by viryakala)

A monument in Georgia with instructions in 8 languages on how to re-build a post-apocalyptic society

They’re called the Georgia Guidestones and they actually look like the Ten Commandments. The five 16-feet-tall granite walls overlook a barren knoll in northeastern Georgia, supporting a 25,000-pound capstone. But what’s even more astonishing than their massiveness (four of the five slabs weigh more than 20 tons each!) is what is inscribed on the rock: carved on the polished granite are directions in eight different languages instructing the survivors of a supposed apocalypse on how to properly rebuild society.

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Links

Linkage

She Played Cassandra in Wayne’s World. See Tia Carrere Now at 56 – Wanderer

How Kathy Ireland Amassed A $500 Million Net Worth – Ned Hardy

The Routine Home Maintenance Tasks You Should Never Let Slide – Life Hacker

The Sad, Sad Story of Laika, the Space Dog, and Her One-Way Trip Into Orbit – Smithsonian

Want to Make Restaurant-Worthy Sandwiches at Home? Start Here – Eater

15 True Horror Stories From History – Linkiest

Kitchen Life Hack: Put your oils, vinegars and sauces in squeeze bottles. It’s much easier to dispense the exact amounts and no more fussing with pulling out large glass bottles – Amazon

Rates Are Up. We’re Just Starting to Feel the Heat. Homeowners. Car buyers. Landlords. Big businesses. Here’s who stands to lose—and in some surprising cases, win—as interest rates stay high in the years ahead – WSJ

I Talked To One Stranger Per Day For 100 Days, It Changed My Life Forever – Better Humans

Ranking Every Single ‘Fast & Furious’ Movie By How Much They’re Actually About Family – Fatherly

Whatever Happened to ‘Family Ties’ Actor Brian Bonsall? – Ned Hardy

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine Cast – Where Are They Now? – Wanderer

Meet Quentin Tarantino’s Secret Muse, the Queen of Vintage Japanese B-Movies – Messy Nessy

These 7 expats left the U.S. to start over—here’s how they earn an income overseas: ‘We spend less on all expenses’ – CNBC

A damn fine collection of women in yoga pants (nsfw) – Leenks

The 18 most exciting video game releases of fall 2023 – Polygon

James Webb telescope captures clearest-ever image of Whirlpool galaxy – The Next Web

Tesla’s upgraded Model 3 has a new design, rear touchscreen, and range improvements – The Verge

7 Tips for Avoiding Dangerous Apps on Android – Make Use Of

Confessions

Confession of the Day

I’ve been a stripper for the last eight years. This happened a little over two years ago.

Background information for those who don’t know much about strip clubs: every dance you do, the stripper gets part of the money and the club gets a small fee. When you leave, you have to do tip out.

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Finances

What is an Index Fund?

In the vast world of investing, there are countless strategies, products, and vehicles that promise to help you grow your wealth. Among these, one stands out for its simplicity, efficiency, and proven track record: the index fund. In this article, we’ll delve into what an index fund is and why a low-cost index fund might just be your best ticket to financial prosperity.

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Picture Of The Day

Picture of the Day

At 4:31 AM, an unauthorized photo taken of Stalin inside of the Kremlin shows the very moment he was informed that Germany had began their invasion of the Soviet Union. It was taken by Komsomolskaya Pravda, editor in chief. He was ordered to destroy it, but instead saved it. June 22,

By dawn on June 22, 1941, Timoshenko, Zhukov, and his deputy chief of the general staff, Vatutin, were receiving frantic communications from front commanders. All reported air attacks and requested orders. Timoshenko told Zhukov to telephone Stalin.

Stalin heard his report and proposal to order troops to retaliate. There was a long silence during which Zhukov could hear the sound of his breathing on the line. Then Stalin ordered him and Timoshenko to come to the Kremlin and to tell Poskrebyshev to summon the members of the Politburo.

At 4:30 a.m., all were assembled in Stalin’s office. He stood by the table, his face white, with an unlit pipe in his hand. He was visibly shaken.

Molotov hastened into the room from a meeting with the German ambassador. He reported that Germany had declared war.

Stalin sank into his chair and sat in silence. This was one of the most shattering moments in his whole life. He had used every means at his disposal to avert this war. He had desperately willed it to be delayed at least until the following spring. He thought he had succeeded, but he had failed. Armaments were beginning to flow to the armed forces from the defense industries, and the intensive training programs were bringing daily improvements in discipline and efficiency. Six months would have made a vast difference.

Self-Improvement

A Massively Overlooked Reason For Failure And Lack Of Achievement

(photo: @kylo8)

When I think of all the things that are responsible for lack of achievement and abject failure, I can point the finger at a lot of things.

Inability to manage time. Inability to plan. Not having the right set of skills. A ton of things.

But there’s something a lot of people don’t consider. And that is the sheer amount of enjoyment and novelty available at our fingertips. I don’t even mean from a distraction sense (though it very well could be), I mean from a perspective of absolute satiation.

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