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Confessions Of Real Life 40-Year-Old Virgins

1. Life sucks. (37 years old). Most days, I consider killing myself for being such a waste of human existence. Ashamed of being a male human. Feelings of inadequacy.

Like I can’t believe I was the fastest sperm that came out of my father’s balls. Unable to attract a woman (despite no physical defects) in an age where casual sex is not just the norm, it is like breathing air. It feels like I wish I had some sort of disease or crippling physical defect that would at least give me an excuse for not having done it.

It has affected my confidence and self esteem (from work, to relationships with friends and family) and basically shattered me in ways not many would understand. The longer time passed (I am talking about my early 20’s), the more anti-social, afraid to just interact in the society I became. Women could sense the awkwardness, the shyness, they could sniff it out. Like I had a tattoo on my forehead that said “VIRGIN”

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What’s It Like To Be A Rockstar?

What’s It Like To Be A Rockstar?

Well, first off, I wouldn’t ever describe myself as a “rockstar” (that seems cheesy to me haha), but I drummed for a popular underground hardcore-punk band for a few years. We toured all the time, headlined a few tours, played all of Warped Tour 08′, and all of Warped Tour ’09. I was 17-21 in the years of playing for the band and touring and everything. I will try to breakdown each part of your question…

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Millennials Are Trying To Shake The Stigma Of Moving Back In With Their Parents – BuzzFeed

The Cognitive Biases that Make Us All Terrible People – Mark Manson

Ten stars for this hot sauce! The flavor will blow you away and the heat is intense but not umanageable. Amazing on pretty much everything – Amazon

8 Tennessee Titans Players And Staff Test Positive For Coronavirus – NPR

How To Build Closer Relationships – Ideas

Fully Tatted Kindergarten Teacher Blames Tattoo Discrimination For Losing Teaching Gig – Ruin My Week

Inside The Real ‘Amityville Horror’ House Where Murder And Alleged Hauntings Took Place In The 1970s – All That’s Interesting

A damn fine collection of side bewbs (nsfw) – Leenks

American faces prison in Thailand over bad hotel review – The Guardian

This vacuum is worth every penny. Durable, powerful, meticulously well-engineered and will last upwards of 20 years – Amazon

How Do I Photograph My Dick So It Looks Bigger? – Mel Magazine

3 Things to Do If You Want a Brain That’s 10 Years Younger – INC

A Psychologist Reveals How We Teach Our Children to Betray Themselves, and It’s a Bitter Truth – Bright Side

Why Is Funny? How America Lost Its Sense of Humor – Quillette

I’m 53, have $1.4 million in my 401(k), $150,000 in savings and my home is paid off. Can I afford to retire? – Market Watch

No, This Isn’t a Repeat of the Dot-Com Bubble – Of Dollars And Data

Hot Cosplay Girls Will Outshine Your Mind (40 Photos) – The Viraler

Nut Case and Other Videos of the Day – Drunken Stepfather

Want a great deal on a house? Find one where someone was murdered – The Hustle

How I Get By: A Month In The Life Of A Walmart Employee – VICE

Guy Crying On The Phone Begging His Girlfriend Not To Go Out With Her Friend! – Worldstar

The answer to lactose intolerance might be in Mongolia – Popular Science

Erin Moriarty, Elizabeth Olsen and Other Random Women – G-Celeb

Ariel Winter Nipple Pokies (nsfw) – The Slip

 

Picture of the Day

This woman survived her head getting caved in by a wooden chair that fell 12 floors

Annabel Sen, 23, was walking to lunch with her boyfriend when a “heavy wooden lounge chair that fell from the terrace of the 12th-floor penthouse” landed on her, states a lawsuit filed in Manhattan Supreme Court.

Sen “suffered a severe, life-threatening, traumatic brain injury, among other injuries, that required emergency brain surgery,” according to the court papers

The Midtown resident had two subsequent brain surgeries, and is no longer able to pursue a master’s degree at Harvard University as she was set to do this fall. 

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Do Cows Cry? – Ned Hardy

Nikola shows the tech hype cycle can’t stop worshipping founders – The Verge

These boxer briefs feel like a bunch of angels gently cupping your balls all day – Amazon

6 Ways to Be a Better Photographer, According to Pros – Outside

We Asked Top Chefs to Choose Their Favorite Cheese – Pocket

The One Sentence That Will Make You a More Effective Speaker – INC

With an Army of Sex Soldiers, a Thai King Makes His Great Escape – Mel Magazine

The pandemic has killed cash – Wired

Woman Goes Viral After Filming Herself Destroying Cheating BF’s Belongings – Ruin My Week

Inside The Elite World of Japan’s Top Sushi Chefs – Maxim

Tramontina stainless steel cookware is nearly on the same level as All-clad and half the price – Amazon

What You Should Know About Traveling in 2020 – Explore With Lara

The Everything David Fincher Ranking – The Ringer

The Fact That Your Wife is Hiding Two Phones is Not Your Real Problem – Brass Pills

Hiding the Meat in her Panties and Other Videos of the Day – Drunken Stepfather

The Most Important Cars Of The Past 15 Years – Jalopnik

Savannah Montano is back and she brought her ass – Egotastic Sports

A Student Just Proved Paradox-Free Time Travel Is Possible – Popular Mechanics

Dumbass dojo storms a Jiu Jitsu gym and pays the price! – Nash Tigram

Why 40% of Vietnamese People Have the Same Last Name – Atlas Obscura

35 Things Only People Who Grew Up In Small Towns Will Understand – Thought Catalog

Here’s an example of the perfect answer to ‘Tell me about yourself,’ according to Yale career experts – Make It

How Failure Holds the Key to a Meaningful, Successful Life – Tiny Buddha

Canadian model who was blessed with huge naturals (nsfw) – BB Blog