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Author: Theodore Lee
Theodore Lee is the editor of Caveman Circus. He strives for self-improvement in all areas of his life, except his candy consumption, where he remains a champion gummy worm enthusiast. When not writing about mindfulness or living in integrity, you can find him hiding giant bags of sour patch kids under the bed.
Picture of the Day
Joe Carter, a African American man, prepares to face the Klan after trying to vote, picture was taken by Bob Adelman in 1964
Reverend Carter, expecting a visit from the Klan after he has dared to register to vote, stands guard on his front porch, West Feliciana Parish, Louisiana.
That night vigilant neighbors scattered in the woods near his farmhouse, which was at the end of a long dirt road, to help him if trouble arrived.
‘If they want a fight, we’ll fight,’
‘If I have to die, I’d rather die for right.’
‘I value my life more since I became a registered voter. A man is not a first-class citizen, a number one citizen, unless he is a voter.’
After Election Day came and went, Reverend Carter added, ‘I thanked the Lord that he let me live long enough to vote.’
Linkage
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How To Turn Your Phone Into A Full-Fledged Gaming Device – Amazon
How a veteran officer could have mistaken a Glock for a Taser in the fatal shooting of Daunte Wright – NBC
Biden to Withdraw All Combat Troops From Afghanistan by Sept. 11 – NY Times
How gossip forum Tattle Life became the most toxic place on the internet – Newstatesman
Coinbase stock pops after going public, with crypto company valued above $100 billion – Market Watch
One of Italy’s Best Bakeries Is in a Prison – Munchies
The Size Of This Massive Splinter Removed From This Guy’s Foot Will Leave You Speechless – Digg
How Happy Marriages Stay Happy: 7 Signs of a Rock Solid Relationship – Fatherly
How Lil Nas X Flipped The Culture-War Playbook – Politico
The Hardest Part About Learning Hard Things: It may never get any easier, but it’s always worth it – Scott Young
Why Delaware is the sexiest place in America to incorporate a company – The Hustle
Why The “Most” Attractive Women Make You Shy! And What To Do – Wing Girl Method
For anybody looking to lose weight and sits most of the day and doesn’t get enough exercise, this is a no brainier – Amazon
This Artist Makes Realistic Versions Of Cartoon Characters Using A.I. & Photoshop (17 Pics) – Ruin My Week
There Are 10,000 People Waiting for These Filipino Doughnuts. That’s No Surprise – Bon Appetit
The Billionaire ‘Egomaniac’ Undermining Australia’s Vaccine Effort – Daily Beast
Upcoming IRS Deadlines You Don’t Want to Miss – Life Hacker
How Disney’s ‘real’ lightsaber patent actually works – The Verge
The World’s Top 10 Hedge Fund Managers by Earnings – Visual Capitalist
Get in the boat girls, we’re going to the effing Catalina Wine Mixer (56 Photos) – The Chive
Woman Loses Her Underwear at the ATM and Other Videos of the Day – Drunken Stepfather
A Few Useful Guide That Will Help You On You Travels Through Life
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Picture of the Day
Around 11 PM on August 21, 1955, eight people showed up at the Hopkinsville, Kentucky police station in a state of panic. “We need help,” one gasped. “We’ve been fighting them for nearly four hours.” They quickly explained that the “them” were aliens — creatures with glowing yellow eyes, silvery skin, and long arms who had swooped in from out of the sky. While it may have sounded outlandish, multiple witnesses soon corroborated the story.
On the evening of August 21, 1955, five adults and seven children arrived at the Hopkinsville police station claiming that small alien creatures from a spaceship were attacking their farmhouse and they had been holding them off with gunfire "for nearly four hours". Two of the adults, Elmer Sutton and Billy Ray Taylor, claimed they had been shooting at "twelve to fifteen" short, dark figures who repeatedly popped up at the doorway or peered into the windows.
This Logic Puzzle Stumps 80 Percent Of People Who Try It
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U.S. Seeks to Pause J&J Covid-19 Vaccine Use After Rare Blood-Clot Cases – Reuters
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New Mexico governor signs bill to legalize recreational pot – ABC
Tim Cook’s 5-Word Response to Facebook Is Brutal and Brilliant at the Same Time – INC
2022 Toyota GR 86 First Look: New Name, Same Sports Car Formula – Motortrend
Artificial intelligence can now design new antibiotics in a matter of days – VOX
Mapping the Highest Paid Professions in Each State – How Much
How to Maintain Your Sex Life With a Low Libido – VICE
10 Minutes of Mindfulness Changes Your Reactions – HBR
Bill Hwang Had $20 Billion, Then Lost It All in Two Days – Bloomberg
TikTok Explaining How Easily Vaginal Bacteria Spreads Goes Viral – Ruin My Week
Perfectly straight and perfectly hung frames…this clever gadget makes hanging things on the wall super easy! – Amazon
She Just Learned Her Boyfriend Euthanized a Healthy Dog to Spite His Ex. What Should She Do? – Linkiest
9 TV picture settings to change now (you’ll thank us later) – CNET
How Political Opinions Change: A clever experiment shows it’s surprisingly easy to change someone’s political views, revealing how flexible we are – Scientific American
This is why China and Russia want to build a base on the Moon – The Next Web
Victoria Fuller should be on your radar of hotness – TV Shows Ace
11 Not-So-Famous Men Who Conquered the Hearts of Our Favorite Superheroines – Bright Side
After spending 44 years in prison for a crime he didn’t commit, this man says his life is worth more than $750,000 – CNN
If you are in the Edmonton area and looking for an awsome auto repair shop, look no further – Choi Motorsport
Can Blood from Young People Slow Aging? Silicon Valley Has Bet Billions It Will – Newsweek
Girl burns her face and Other Videos of the Day – Drunken Stepfather
Dominique Asgeirsdottir Ultimate Butt Photos Collection – Celebrity
What’s It Like To Be Anorexic
I remember the simultaneous high and pain of being hungry and light-headed. One can of diet Pepsi, one loaf of bread on my better days. Peruse obsessively through foodie magazines, as if looking was eating—without the calories. Whenever my mother left the house to go shop or run an errand, I ran to my closet, dug out my backpack, filled it with gallons of spring water, and—when the pack was full—grasped the handle of a gallon in each hand and ran or lifted. I biked. I took 2 hour aerobic classes and returned home for 2 more hours of surreptitious stair-climbing as my parents watched television downstairs. I got up in the middle of the night to pace the bedroom or stand on tiptoe. I sat on the edge of the seat—determined not to relax and let my fat recline and absorb into my body. Before I knew it, the only thing I was doing in my life was starving and exercising.
23 Before & After Photos Of People Who Defeated Anorexia
