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Theodore Lee is the editor of Caveman Circus. He strives for self-improvement in all areas of his life, except his candy consumption, where he remains a champion gummy worm enthusiast. When not writing about mindfulness or living in integrity,  you can find him hiding giant bags of sour patch kids under the bed.
Picture Of The Day

Picture of the Day

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This magnificent rooster defended his flock of clucking hens from god knows what, and he’s got the bloodstains and scars to prove it.⁣

Whatever it was that knocked, this rooster answered and survived to see another sunrise. Roosters are the head of the flock, charged with setting the pecking order straight and keeping that order within the group.⁣

Yeah, they come to snuff the rooster…⁣

Their other job is to be first in line to kick some ass, no matter what goes bump in the night, the rooster takes the hit for the group. Common chicken thieves range between free roaming cats to fucking bears, but the rooster cares not – his prime directive is to put his life on the line in defense of others and he serves his duty to the letter.⁣

You know he ain’t gonna die⁣.

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Life Advice

The Sun Will Come Up….

jocko willink sunset

“Say goodnight to the sun, gents. It’s gonna be a long, wet, cold, nasty night.” Our instructors in SEAL training would tell us that as the sun went down.
They were right.
They told us that to make us quit.
But, if you stayed—if you didn’t quit—in the morning, you would see the sun come up again.
And that was the lesson the instructors were teaching.
But you had to learn it on your own. And you would always remember:
That there will be long, cold, wet, nasty nights.
But the sun will come up.
And everything will be okay.
That is life, too.
And it’s dark right now.
But hang in there.
The sun will come up…

– Jocko Willink

Links

Linkage

The 50 Worst Decisions in TV History – Rolling Stone

She Played ‘Daphne’ On Frasier. See Jane Leeves Now At 62 – Wanderer

Anger Is Temporary Madness: The Stoics Knew How to Curb It – Aeon

Is the AI boom already over? Generative AI tools are generating less interest than just a few months ago – VOX

What Happens when People with Dementia Commit Crimes? – Scientific American

‘That’s It? It’s Over? I Was 30. What a Brutal Business’: Pop Stars on Life After the Spotlight Moves On – The Guardian

Five Questions to Ask When You Need Help Finding Your Purpose – Fast Co

Disney Modeled ‘The Little Mermaid’s’ Ariel After This 80s Starlet – Wanderer

Planning a long-haul flight? Here’s how to outsmart jet lag – NPR

If AI becomes conscious: here’s how researchers will know – Nature

Nothing completes a house party quite like a fist fight – Reddit

15 Old Wild West Photos That Will Leave You Breathless – Linkiest

Inside the Most Expensive ZIP Code in America – WSJ

10 Things You Didn’t Know About Actress Sydney Chandler – Ned Hardy

Poll Of The Day

Poll of the Day

My (35M )girlfriend (32F)went out tonite with her sisters and friends for a bday dinner and she came home absolutely drunk I have never seen so drunk before. Long story short she went to bed and her friends kept calling her to make sure she was ok.

Her phone was opened to a work email, and that where I noticed her and her coworker were sending each other nudes and talking through email for the past two years.

I open her work email, thousands of messages going back 2 years, pictures, videos.

Her coworker is also a 45 year old married man .I confronted her about it and she is crying hysterically saying that nothing physical has ever happened between them, but their are messages saying meet me in the back hallway or meet me in the garage.

I don’t know what to believe. She’s saying she didn’t cheat and that she will quit. That it was just foreplay / email sex or whatever.

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Answers

How Easily Would The U.S. Military Take Omaha Beach Today?

omaha beach vs modern military

The most important difference between 1944 and today would be in the realm of guided munitions.

I once heard that a single F-15 packs as much firepower as an entire squadron of World War II–era bombers when you take into account explosive weight and the percentage of ordnance you can get on target. (Keep in mind, the F-15 is a fighter/bomber, not a dedicated bomber. If we start talking about the B-52, things get even crazier.)

Read the rest: How Easily Would The U.S. Military Take Omaha Beach Today?
Picture Of The Day

Picture of the Day

Azalea the chimpanzee lives in a North Korea zoo and smokes about a pack a day

Azalea smokes about one pack of cigarettes a day,though she reportedly does not inhale when smoking. She is able to light her own cigarettes using a lighter and has also learned to light a cigarette by touching it to the end of a lit cigarette.

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Links

Linkage

The Oppenheimer Easter Egg That Almost No One Noticed in Jurassic Park – Wanderer

15 Mobility Tests to Make Sure You’re Aging A-Okay – Inside Hook

Wagner Boss Prigozhin Presumed Dead in Plane Crash – Reuters

She Played ‘Inara Serra’ On Firefly. See Morena Baccarin Now At 44 – Ned Hardy

British nurse who killed 7 babies sentenced to life in prison – AP News

Guy confronts young bikers and gets the lunch sandwich he claimed – Reddit

Fucc’d Around & Found Out: Dude Had Enough Of Being Bullied & Took Action! – Worldstar

How to Write an Online Listing so Your Stuff Actually Sells – Life Hacker

You don’t have to do it all today – all you have to do is show up – Brent Huras

Why Henry Cavill Was Once Named “The Most Unlucky Man in Hollywood” – Wanderer

Whatever Happened to Diana Muldaur, Doctor Pulaski From Star Trek: The Next Generation? – Ned Hardy

The Secret Weapon Hackers Can Use to Dox Nearly Anyone in America for $15 – 404

How to Help the Victims of the Maui Fires – Eater

The Most Helpful Thing To Do When You’re Annoyed With Your Spouse – Fatherly

From Uncertain to Understood: Effective Ways to Ask for Clarity in a Relationship – Knowledge For Men