Recipes found in a prisoner’s cell
Popcorn Supreme
- 1 (8oz) bag microwave popcorn
- 2 (8oz) bags caramels
- 3oz honey (one fourth of 12oz bottle)
- 2 scoops peanut butter
Pop popcorn, set aside in medium bowl, place caramels and a little water and heat for 30 seconds at a time until melted. Add honey and peanut butter, heat for one minute and stir. Put popcorn on plate or plastic bags and drizzle mixture on popcorn.
Chilli Cheese Pie
- 1 pack (or 15oz can) chilli with beans
- Seasoning packet from chilli flavored ramen
- 3 packs of sugar
- Half a bag of corn chips
- 1 summer sausage
- Squeeze cheese
- Lawry’s seasoning
- Onion flakes
- 1 (8oz) Block Mozzarella cheese cut up
Cook chilli directed, cut up sausage and add to chilli mixture. Stir in ramen seasoning, sugar, lawrys, onion flakes. Microwave for (2 x?) minutes in a medium bowl. Crunch up corn chips and spread out to create a base layer. Top with chilli mix. Heat mozzarella in microwave then pour onto chilli mix. Top with squeeze cheese to your liking.
Theodore Lee is the editor of Caveman Circus. He strives for self-improvement in all areas of his life, except his candy consumption, where he remains a champion gummy worm enthusiast. When not writing about mindfulness or living in integrity, you can find him hiding giant bags of sour patch kids under the bed.