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Confession of the Day

June 14, 2023

My penis is 3.5″ erect.

It feels totally emasculating.

I have been dealing with these dysmorphic feelings since my teenage years. It gets exacerbated when I see a young couple with lovely relationship. Knowing the fact that I have already missed that period of life. Due to reasons that are not under the control of mine.

I am aware of the fact that people are not created equally and are not meant to be. I know it’s a minor disability compared to what some people have to go through. But it’s hard to live like that. I assure you. I definetely do.

My life is totally based on jealousy and envy. I know that I’ll never be the first option for anybody, ever.

When you talk about these topics on online, people’s cliché answer would be like “Use your tongue and fingers… Be confident… It does not matter at all… My sweety boy don’t be harsh on yourself… There is somebody for everybody… so on and so forth”. But yeah, really? In real life small penis is a matter of comedy not sexuality.

Giving up on these kinda of topics are hard. Your natural instincts induce you to think about your small penis, nature is based on sex. Society also contributes to it.

Life is somewhat between boring and disgusting. I want to finish it with a quote from Rick and Morty:

“I’ve dwelt among the humans. Their entire culture is built around their penises. It’s funny to say they are small. It’s funny to say they are big. I’ve been at parties where humans held bottles, pencils, thermoses in front of themselves and called out, ‘Hey, look at me. I’m Mr. So-and-So Dick. I’ve got such-as-such for a penis.’ I never saw it fail to get a laugh.”

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