50 Signs You’re Dating A Crazy Chick

Although we like to think of women as gentle and kind beings, there are some that do nothing butbreed chaos, misunderstanding and insanity in relationships–especially when things don’t go their way. Whether these behaviors originate from a chemical imbalance or from the environment in which they were raised, one thing is for sure–dating a nut job can negatively affect all areas of your life; therefore, your goal should be to spot these gals before things get out of control. Here are 8 signs that the woman you’re dating is a psycho. 

1. She’s the best in bed.

It’s an undisputed fact that crazy women are incredible in the sack. That’s how they get you. They know deep down they have nothing to offer other then their bodies. So they play that part up to the extreme.

2. She’s has some crazy eyes.

All people get crazy eyes from different circumstances in your life. Lack of sleep, being worn out, etc, however if your snowflakes eyes are crazy all the times she is for sure one crazy kitten.

3. She yes and no.

One minute your are her only thought, the next minute she can’t stand you. This chick needs a reality check and some medication.

4. Your texts and emails have vanished.

She is trying to isolate you from everyone. RUN!

5. She changed her appearance overnight.

Some girls like variety and that is nothing bad, but when your check has an identity crises every few months or overnight you should question what is going on.

6. Everyone is lying about her.

Odds are, she is lying to you. Do no believe it when the bitch does this. There is a reason why everyone is saying these bad things about her. It is because it is true.

7. I don’t get along with women.

Well she needs to stop trying to hump their boyfriends.

8. Every women who looks better then her is a slut.

Don’t feel bad if you ogle one. Just keep it to yourself!

9. She says she has stalked someone.

If she has stalked someone she will stalk you too. You better believe this is on a whole new level of crazy. These ones like to call the cops.

10. Everyone is jealous of her.

She thinks everyone loves her and anyone else who doesn’t is jealous of her. The narcissism is strong in this one.

11. She will insist things are true even after being proven wrong.

Crazy women like to spend most of their day thinking. This is a place where no on can influence them or change what they think. She is so amazing that no one else could be right.

12. Her place is either too messy or too clean.

If her place is messy then she is a slob. If it is too clean she is either to nit picky or just cleaned up a big mess.

13. She says every ex is still in love with her.

This special little snowflake thinks that she is all there is out there and has not figured out that hey life goes on. He most likely found someone better. She thinks she is just to perfect not to love.

14. She likes to “surprise” you.

This is her way of stalking you. If she keeps doing this over and over it means she does not trust you. Watch out stage 5 clinger is coming out.

15. She goes to the extreme when in a fight.

When you guys fight and there is nothing she won’t say or do to hurt you is a very bad sign. Obviously she has some growing up to do.

16. Mrs. I love self help.

If she is a self help guru and has tried many different self help approaches then you can count on one thing. None of them worked.

17. She tries to text you all day.

Even though it may be nice to get a few text her and there, but if she is checking in on you constantly you are going to want to change your number.

18. Playful punches.

If she will playful punch you and it hurts, but you play it off as no big deal because you are a tough man, then think how she will react in an actual argument.

19. She criticizes your family.

Unless your family is actually horrible people then consider this. If she is trying to make you not want to spend time around your family then she is trying to isolate you. Why? For control.

20. She breaks into your social media.

Now that you are her “property” she needs to keep check and making sure no one is stealing from her. Watch out this bitch has boundary issues.

21. Her favorite book is “50 Shades of Gray”

Watch out this nasty slut thinks shes innocent while fantasizing about being raped and beaten. Run for your life before her rape fantasies put you in prison.

22. You run into a guy she used to date, and he’s not jealous of you — he feels sorry for you.

He probably won’t come right out and say it, but you can tell. When these interactions are over a “normal” girl, there’s usually a lot of ego involved. When we’re dealing with crazy, you’re gonna get more of a “better you than me” vibe.

23. Shes a jealous Jenny.

Everyone gets a bit jealous from time to time, but if your women gets mad at you for watching tv where a bud light commercial comes on and it’s some hottie in a bikini you better run for the hills. These kind are the first to cheat.

24. When you caught her in a lie, she will cry.

Making a girl cry can make you feel horrible on the inside. She knows this. That is why she is crying. To manipulate you.

25. She’s way to into religion.

There is absolutely nothing wrong with being into some sort of religion. However when you got a women who is easily manipulated by her religion then you have a problem.

26. Stability bores her.

If your girlfriend starts acting crazy when everything is in order then this tells you something. She is just one of those people that are not happy until something goes wrong. If nothing will go wrong she will make it go wrong.

27. She has no friends or contact with anyone from the past.

There’s always a reason for this. Either the entire world hates her, or she did something.

28. She’s extremely stupid.

I once had a girlfriend that was very stupid. I made a joke about eating a body builder. She said there would be nothing to eat because they have no meat on them. She was dead serious. She also said we should drive to Australia. You know the continent surrounded with water.

29. She can party like no one else.

The one thing about crazy girls is that they know how to party

30. When she drinks she changes instantly.

If every time she drinks and becomes an ass to you, then you should take this as a warning sign. It is a symbol of how she views you without her filters on.

31. She makes everything your fault.

If she is cheating it is because you pushed her away, she does not have money for rent it is because she had other bills, she never cleans the house because it’s your mess, but everything of yours is put away nicely.

32. She tries to control your friendships.

This is one of the worst things a crazy does. She wants you to become so dependent on her that you can’t leave her.

33. She’s mean to cashiers.

She thinks she is above the people who work as cashiers. This shows how she treats people who are as what she feels is less fortunate. Imagine how she would treat you if you lost your job.

34. She gets a lot of bruises.

Maybe she’s clumsy, but come on, how many doors can one person walk into? If the stories of how she got them don’t ring true, watch out: She might start telling people you gave them to her.

35. Pregnant the very next day.

It is impossible to know for sure that a women is pregnant in just 24 hours. She is trying to manipulate you to see if you really like her or not.

36. She makes public scenes.

Crazy people like to show how dominate they are by making you submit to them in public. Heaven forbid you step up to her.

37. She builds you up… then tears you down.

One of the biggest ways that people are controlled is by building them up only to shut them down. This is called a mental break. It is one of the easiest ways to manipulate someone into doing something. This is what she is doing.

38. She keeps saying how lucky you are to have her.

Again this crazy thinks she is the best there is. Well here is some news for her. You can pick up the same kind of crazy for a 20 dollar crack rock in the hood.

39. She gets your condoms out of the trash.

This one is tough to catch. She is trying to milk the condom and place the goods inside her so she will trap you with a child. The trick is to not let her know that you are putting horse radish sauce in there after you are done. You will know if she starts screaming.

40. Becomes instant friends with your friends.

She is either trying to get dirt on you, or trying to make it hard for you to leave her.

41. Expects the world, but gives nothing.

This little snowflake thinks she is so precious that everyone should just give her everything.

42. She’s dated “that guy” before.

If a girl has a habit of dating “that guy” then you need watch out. Crazies always date crazy.

43. Miss Victim since birth to 2015 award.

If she has been a victim her whole life then there are two possible outcomes for your relationship. The first is that she is a victim and is going to be deeply mentally disturbed. The second one is that she is just manipulating you. Have your pick.

44. She snoops.

A little snooping is normal and most people do it. If your girlfriend likes to snoop to the extreme watch you. Stage 5 clinger/stalkers on board.

45. She’s a liar.

She tells you all these amazing stories and you find out only some are true.

46. She talks about her exes constantly.

She is still thinking about them. She is most likely still in love. They may come back into her life.

47. She wants to spy on your exes.

She is ranking herself with your exes and most likely modeling herself after them.

48. She has lots of cats.

There is a reason why people say “the crazy cat lady”. It is because it’s true.

49. She “hates” drama.

If she’s always complaining about drama then she is the cause of it.

50.You start to wonder if you’re the crazy one.

And if you identify with most of this list, but you’re still with her… you probably are.