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I am a fitness model with a big Instagram following (no I will not be sharing my IG or other accounts here, please don’t ask). Most people think we make most of our money from sponsorships and affiliate posts – we do make some money that way – but you’d still need a 9 to 5 to make ends meet unless you’re one of the top accounts. The open secret in the industry is that we get hired to spend time with really wealthy men overseas.
1. Literally nothing about stereotypes is true and it just fucking hurts everyone involved. I am pure African-American, no white genes or anything mixed in and I am 4 inches on a good day with girth less than two fingers together.
What are some things we can use your services for without being assholes?
We can literally do anything! Don’t feel like you’re being an asshole we are there to make your stay as effortless as possible.
The best way to utilise us is restaurant recommendations, theatre tickets and taxis. We will get you the cheapest prices with VIP service!
Where are you from and is it common in your culture?
I’m from Kuwait and yes its really common. Its even rare to find someone not in one.
Would you have rather chosen a husband yourself?
Well I don’t because I never dated but I think I got really lucky with my husband.
I didn’t steal because I was destitute. I stole because I had different emotions — fear, anger, frustration, and desperation — all banging up against one another. Shoplifting became the release, and the release became an addiction. I felt entitled to shoplift because I felt that I had suffered unfairly in my life and that stealing redressed these wrongs. Let someone else be the victim.
I am in my 40’s, live in a large US city. Never married, no kids.
I stopped working about 5 years ago. The experience has been largely good, but mixed.
The good:
—If, 15 years ago, someone had asked me to design the ideal life, I would have described the life I am now living. I spend my time indulging in my passions and other healthy pursuits, I have traveled the world extensively, I have done most of the things that I always wanted to do and I am continually thinking up new ideas.
What happened?
I was ran over as a kid. A truck backed over me when I was about four.
Did the driver face any repercussions?
He had a paralyzed son for the next 21 years, so I guess that counts. Nobody deserved repercussions though. It was just a freak thing.
Photo by Lennart Wittstock
How does it feel to know you are dying? That is a difficult question, because the answer can be different from day to day or even from hour to hour. The feeling, range from denial, to fear, to guilt, to anger, to sadness and to acceptance. It is the same, I suppose, as any grieving process. You can’t work your way through one set of feelings and neatly move on to the next.
1. I run a cake business. I charge people hundreds for wedding cakes… Every last one is made using Pilsbury cake mix I buy for $1 a box at Walmart. I suck at baking. Every time I’ve ever tried to make a cake from scratch it sucked. But baking is like.. My whole deal.
My friends all call me the cake girl. It’s like my whole life is a lie. People compliment my cakes all the time. Telling me how delicious they are. Telling me it’s so much better than box mix cake. Telling me they could never bake a cake so delicious.
