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Author: Theodore Lee
Theodore Lee is the editor of Caveman Circus. He strives for self-improvement in all areas of his life, except his candy consumption, where he remains a champion gummy worm enthusiast. When not writing about mindfulness or living in integrity, you can find him hiding giant bags of sour patch kids under the bed.
What Should You Do If You Win The Lottery?
Congratulations! You just won millions of dollars in the lottery! That’s great.
Now you’re fucked.
No really.
You are.
You’re fucked.
You see, it’s something of an open secret that winners of obnoxiously large jackpots tend to end up badly with alarming regularity. Not the $1 million dollar winners. But anyone in the nine-figure range is at high risk. Eight-figures? Pretty likely to be screwed. Seven-figures? Yep. Painful. Perhaps this is a consequence of the sample. The demographics of lottery players might be exactly the wrong people to win large sums of money. Or perhaps money is the root of all evil. Either way, you are going to have to be careful. Don’t believe me? Consider this:
Picture of the Day
A waitress was tipped a lottery ticket and won $10,000,000. She was then sued by her colleagues for their share. Then she was sued by the man who tipped her the ticket. Then she was kidnapped by her ex husband, and shot him in the chest. Then she went to court against the IRS.
Her colleagues claimed that they had agreed beforehand that if any of them won the lottery, they would share the winnings. However, Tonda denied this, and rejected a deal offering her $3 million.
Linkage
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Pictures and Videos of the Day – Ned Hardy
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North Korea: Why doesn’t it have enough food this year? – BBC
The World Relies on One Chip Maker in Taiwan, Leaving Everyone Vulnerable – WSJ
Delaware lawmakers give final approval to $15 minimum wage – AP News
The Easy Bedtime Ritual That Will Help You Build More Muscle While You Sleep – Pocket
‘Gentle Parenting’ Explainer: No Rewards, No Punishments, No Misbehaving Kids – The Conversation
An Interview with smoking hot lingerie model Heather Shanholtz – Unfinished Man
Is Mulholland Drive Dangerous To Drive On? – Van Life Wanderer
The thriving business of ‘Ikea hacking’ – The Hustle
Most drugstores sell pathetically lousy tweezers….they are blunt, imprecise instruments suitable for plucking eyebrows, if that. They are useless for medical purposes. What you need is a needle-sharp, stainless steel, surgically precise tool that can remove the teeniest splinter from the smallest toe. What you want is a pair of these – Amazon
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Julia Vins aka The Russian ‘Muscle Barbie’ – Leenks
The Ultimate Guide to Barbecue Sauces – Eater
The Sixers Have a Ben Simmons Problem, and They Need a Solution Now – The Ringer
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HSBC offers sub-1% mortgage as interest rate war intensifies – The Guardian
MMA Fighter Rachael Ostovich In A Swimsuit Is Freaking Hawt! – Egotastic
Coca-Cola Drops $4 Billion in Market Value After Cristiano Ronaldo Urges People To Drink Water Instead – Maxim
Crypto Currency Confusion: Georgia man wakes up a ‘trillionaire’ – Fox5
That Time I Attended A Destination Wedding At A Pyramid Scheme Recruitment Conference – Fodors
Popular Twitch Streamers Are Getting Banned For Farting Into The Mic And Ear-Licking ASMR – The Gamer
How To Make $500,000 And Never Escape The Rat Race – Financial Samurai
The Dumping Grounds
What Is The Difference Between Bodybuilding and Powerlifting?
Bodybuilding
We’ve all seen crazy pictures of Arnold Schwarzenegger or Ronnie Colman competing for Mr. Olympia — one of the highest level of bodybuilding competition — but how did they get up to that point? Bodybuilding is a round-the-clock commitment where athletes use cardio and strength exercises in tandem with an emphasis on bulking and cutting: putting on as much muscle mass as possible, and eliminating as much fat as possible from the body in order to get the muscle definition. The goal is to develop a perfect form which meets judges’ criteria.
Linkage
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Biden Signs Law Making Juneteenth a Federal Holiday – NY Times
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How to Show Off Your Fit Body on Tinder Without Looking Like a Jerk – Mel Magazine
Guy tries to steal car, owner doesn’t take too kindly to it! – Streamable
A Pregnant Woman Called Her Boyfriend To Come To Her Job To Fight Her Coworker; The Boyfriend Was Promptly Suplexed Twice – Barstool Sports
Elf Ear Headphones: A Technical Twist on a Cosplay Classic – Unfinished Man
The Best New Sneaker Designs of 2021 (So Far) – Complex
7 Tips to Avoid Being a Victim of Violent Crime – Linkiest
Women Reveal the Best Questions They Were Ever Asked on a Date – Men’s Health
WTF: Siberian Tigers Being Fed Live Goat At Zoo (video) – Leenks
Coming from someone who’s fucked up their back multiple occasions on deadlifts, I highly recommend a trap bar. Your form is better, you can lift heavier and you will have less lower back issues – Amazon
Ranked: The Best and Worst Pension Plans, by Country – Visual Capitalist
10 Uplifting Things That Made Us Smile This Week – Ned Hardy
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A murder suspect accused of stabbing and setting fire to his son cross-examined the 11-year-old in court – Insider
Top 10 TV Episodes Banned After They First Aired – Listverse
Penises Are Much Shorter Than You Think – Real Clear Science
Powerball mystery: Someone in this tiny town won $731 million. Now everyone wants a piece of it – Washington Post
This Japanese Virgin Man Paid $5K To Finally Get His First Kiss – Fly Height
Man Goes for Wild Ride on Hood of Moving Semi on Florida Turnpike: WATCH – Towleroad
My husband and I make $244,000 a year in Hong Kong— here’s what I spent in a week in this crazy-expensive city – Insider
It Costs $42,000 To Replace a Bugatti Veyron’s Fuel Tank – Road And Track
Rodhe Island Makes Financial Literacy A Required Class For All High School Students – The Morning News
Caveman Approved Products of the Week
These scrapers make cleaning your pots and pans easier by removing stubborn bits of cooked-in food without scratching the surface
Linkage
I Give Disabled People Orgasms for a Living – VICE
20 Wholesome Photos That Will Put A Smile On Your Face – Ned Hardy
America’s Newest National Park – Everything You Wanted To Know – Van Life Wanderer
If you’re new to DIY projects and plan on doing any electrical work buy a voltage tester to verify circuits are truly off when you think they are – Amazon
Elon Musk Is Taking Crucial Steps Towards Catgirls – Unfinished Man
How the Spice Channel Beat the Censors and Changed Cable TV Forever – Mel Magazine
Do you ever see a super-old, super-rich guy out on the town with a super-young girl who’s super out of his league and wonder, how the hell did that happen? This is how it happened – GQ
In a new lawsuit, more than 30 women accuse Pornhub of profiting from videos posted without their consent – CBS
7 Historical Cases of Cannibalism – Mental Floss
3 Ways Your SIM Card Can Be Hacked (And How to Protect It) – Make Useof
Before you start your home painting project, do yourself a favor and buy one of these – Amazon
Twin Peaks Has The Best Waitresses – Leenks
Guy caught doing something raunchy with his girl’s foot in public – Trending Views
Kristin Cavallari Doing Her Thing in a Bikini in Cabo – Egotastic
Three Acts of Badass Awesomeness From U.S. Soldiers – Gunaxin
17 Real People Who Knew Men Outed By ‘To Catch A Predator’ – Thought Catalog
FBI has warned that followers of the QAnon could again engage in violence against political opponents out of frustration that the theory’s predictions have not come true – Towleroad
Trump Announces He Is Building 1,954-Mile Long Trump Hotel Along Southern Border – Babylon Bee
Tech is turbocharging self-checkout grocery stores – The Hustle
How the Ford F-150 Lightning Electric Truck Is so Darn Cheap – Car And Driver
How To Be More Attractive To Women Online | 7x Your Swipes – Wing Girl Method
The Dumping Grounds
