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Theodore Lee is the editor of Caveman Circus. He strives for self-improvement in all areas of his life, except his candy consumption, where he remains a champion gummy worm enthusiast. When not writing about mindfulness or living in integrity,  you can find him hiding giant bags of sour patch kids under the bed.
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This Terminator 2 Stunt Was So Risky, The Camera Men Refused To Shoot The Scene – Ned Hardy

If you’re looking for the most powerful, deep-cleaning machine to get your carpets looking like new again, you definitely want this – Amazon

The Key to Tender Meat? Baking Soda – Bon Appetit

How a Shipwrecked Crew Survived 10 Days Lost at Sea – Outside

Father: 14-year-old daughter took own life after videos posted of her getting beat up in N.J. school – CBS

Death toll exceeds 23,000 in Turkey, Syria – ABC

23 Baltimore schools have zero students proficient in math, state test results reveal – WPDE

The Best Romantic Comedies of the 21st Century – Den of Geek

Here’s how you can handle stress like a lion, not a gazelle – Ideas

The 11 Most Important Questions to Ask Your Partner In a New Relationship – Knowledge For Men

Whatever Happened To Gene Hackman? – Ned Hardy

The Best Outdoor Projector for Backyard Movie Nights – Amazon

We Blind Tasted a Bunch of Light Beers to Find Out Which Was the Least Gross – Inside Hook

The Untold Truth Of Tiki Bars – Mashed

5 Big Relationship Red Flags You Shouldn’t Ignore – VICE

30 Rarely Seen Photographs Of Famous People – Linkiest

How to hold your ground and get your point across when you’re arguing with a narcissist – Insider

8 Tricks to Look Better in Photos, According to a Model – The Every Girl

An 85-year Harvard study found the No. 1 thing that makes us happy in life: It helps us ‘live longer’ – Make It

Life Experiences

What’s It Like For A Stunningly Beautiful Woman To Turn Old?

I was very, very hot.

Now I’m 61. I’m not hot. I’ve had two babies. I’ve been sleep deprived most of my life. My hair is a mess (possible Asperger’s symptom). I have never been married, legally. Funny, because I used to wonder how all those girls around me were ever going to find husbands, looking like that.

In high school, someone started a rumor I was on the cover of Seventeen. The freshman girls began to follow me around, giggling. They were so excited. This went on for months. I could see them admiring me from across the cafeteria, or down the hall. They’d stop, to worship. At last, one nervously came up to ask me about it. I told her: I was a model, but not in Seventeen.

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Picture Of The Day

Picture of the Day

Turkey Earthquake

Young Syrian girl shields her brother trapped under the rubble of their destroyed home

A young Syrian girl was found to be protecting her younger brother after the siblings were trapped under the debris of their collapsed home in Syria. Video footage shows the heartwrenching moment where the girl is requesting rescuers to save her little brother.

The seven-year-old named Mariam, and her younger brother Ilaaf were trapped in the debris for some 36 hours.

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Dating Advice

If You’re Not Happy Alone Then You Won’t Be Happy In A Relationship

being happy alone

“I’ll be happy when I get a girlfriend.”

“If I just wasn’t coming home to an empty house then life would be so much better.”

“I need to have someone who loves me before I will feel better about myself.”

It’s hard to tell someone in quicksand to stop flailing to get out. Loneliness and sadness can make happily ever after sound very tempting regardless of where it comes from.

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Fuck Everything About This Post: Would you forgive your gf if she ghosted you, why or why not? – Reddit

She Played Phoebe on Friends. See Lisa Kudrow Now at 59 – Ned Hardy

If you want to level up your pizza making game, this great little pizza oven is well worth the price – Amazon

‘And then 2022 happened’: I borrowed $500,000 from friends and family to invest in the stock market, foolishly promising a 10% return. Can I avoid legal action? – Market Watch

Don’t Make These Common Beginner Running Mistakes – Life Hacker

Have a pesky crush? What to do in 4 common scenarios – Life Kit

If you’re seeking better memory, this could be the secret – Aeon

Ranking the Best Moments of LeBron James’s Career – The Ringer

How the Amusement Park Conquered America – City Lab

Are we racing toward AI catastrophe? – VOX

Your Tech Stuff Is Getting Slightly More Repairable – Wired

She Played Gogo in Kill Bill. See Chiaki Kuriyama Now at 38 – Ned Hardy

No one wants to smell last night’s leftovers or a stinky diaper lingering in the trash. Short of grabbing the garden hose and scrubbing out a garbage bin, a trash can deodorizer is an easy way to battle any smelly, unwanted odors coming from your wastebasket – Amazon

A damn fine collection of hot women – Leenks

What Comes Next for the Most Empty Downtown in America – NY Times

How to Get Into the Restaurant You Can’t Get Into – Eater

Pamela Anderson Texting Tommy True Feelings … You’re My ‘One True Love’ – TMZ

Dude talks shit, says things you shouldn’t say and gets absolutely obliterated at the Dallas Stars Game – Reddit

Windhorst: ‘It Ain’t Over’ for Kyrie Irving to Rejoin Kevin Durant with Suns in Free Agency – Bleacher Report

Police officer fights through tornado to save his K-9 partner – Upworthy

TRUTH

Bartenders Reveal What Your Drink Order Says About You

(photo: @fo0x)

1. From my experience if you order a Bud Light/ Miller Light/ Budweiser with a shot of Bourbon or Whisky you probably work a manual labor intensive job. Most older women want vodka with water/tonic/soda. Younger woman tend to order vodka with cranberry or sweeter mixed drinks. Younger men tend to order IPA’s or Craft Beers. I can always tell who just turned 21 due to all the complex sweet shots with fancy names being ordered. Old ladies that want to party usually start with Margaritas. I bartend on the weekends at a shot and beer spot, so I don’t get a lot variety.

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Answers

What Would The Logistics Of Invading The United States Look Like?

For a country to invade the Mainland US would require a level of logistics that currently only the US Military could feasibly achieve.

An amphibious assault force on the West Coast would be extremely hard pressed to find a beachhead in which to land troops and material. The US Navy alone has multiple bases in Hawaii, Washington (State), and California which would screen any direct attacks against the coast (this is just US Navy; the US Army, Marines, and Air Force also have large presences in air bases, barracks, etc.)

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Picture Of The Day

Picture of the Day

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Portrait of cotton mill workers in Georgia, 1909

Families usually began mill work together, since employers paid adults poor wages and offered jobs to children to help make ends meet. “In this way, mills attracted a core of mature workers at low cost along with younger, even cheaper, laborers who could perform simple tasks and move in and out of the mills in response to market fluctuations.” Critics opposed child labor and mill owners were often of a divided mind on the subject, but children remained an integral part of the labor force. Between 1880 and 1910, about one-fourth of all cotton mill workers in the South were below the age of sixteen.

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