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Author: Theodore Lee

Theodore Lee is the editor of Caveman Circus. He strives for self-improvement in all areas of his life, except his candy consumption, where he remains a champion gummy worm enthusiast. When not writing about mindfulness or living in integrity,  you can find him hiding giant bags of sour patch kids under the bed.
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She Played Sammy Jo Carrington on Dynasty. See Heather Locklear Now at 61 – Ned Hardy

The $300,000 starter home is going extinct: ‘A renter society not because of choice but because of force’ – Yahoo

The One Thing All Angry Men Have In Common – Fatherly

10 Reasons People Get Lost in the Wild – Outside

Indie Horror Master Ari Aster Explains His Biggest, Weirdest Movie Yet – GQ

Missing 2-year-old Florida boy found dead in alligator’s mouth – CBS

ChatGPT banned in Italy over privacy concerns – BBC

Dude steals CHP cruiser and jumps out at 70mph in northern LA county – Street People

She Played Luna Lovegood In Harry Potter. See Evanna Lynch Now At 31 – Ned Hardy

These drinking glasses are extremely durable and nearly unbreakable. They can withstand a drop from table height to a wooden floor without breaking – Amazon

7 Healthy Foods That Are Actually Bad for You – Linkiest

Extreme Road Rage In Parking Garage (video) – Leenks

I make $2,000 a month from rating penises on OnlyFans. I’ve had to learn how to humiliate people – Insider

One of the Biggest Mistakes in Investing – Wealth of Common Sense

What the Moms of the 15 Hottest Women Look Like – Bright Side

Guy doing donuts in the middle of the street gets demolished by two street racers – American Muscle

25 Facts That Sound Like Huge Lies, But Are Actually True – Linkiest

The 6 Personalities of People-Pleasing and How I Overcame Them – Tiny Buddha

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After 50 years, a Florida aquarium plans to return Lolita the orca to her home waters – NPR

The Fascinating Anatomy of the Presidential Motorcade – The Drive

One of the best dog treats for dogs – Amazon

Florida senior says he unknowingly signed over his $185K house for $10, now being evicted – WSVN

Inside The Unhinged Brutality Of Amon Goeth Only Hinted At In Schindler’s List – All That’s Intersting

Everything You Never Wanted to Know About Artificial Sweeteners – Popular Science

How the pitch clock will revolutionize MLB – ESPN

How Submarine Sonarmen Tirelessly Hunt For Enemies They Can’t Even See – The Warzone

A walk down the open air drug market on Golden Gate St. in San Francisco at 4:45am – Street People

How to forgive yourself Finding it hard to move past a hurtful mistake? With these steps toward repair and renewal, you can do and feel better – Psyche

Ten Things I Never Knew About Las Vegas Until I Ran a High-Roller Suite – Bloomberg

If you have kids, this book is a worthwhile investment – Amazon

Gymnastics Coach Saves Girl From Serious Injury (video) – Leenks

Here Are the 2023 James Beard Awards Restaurant and Chef Finalists – Eater

“I Hate My Job”: 7 Productive Ways To Cope With A Gig You Can’t Stand – Fatherly

Ranked: The 25 Poorest Countries by GDP per Capita – Visual Capitalist

Dad can’t believe it when his 9-year-old son gives him a dress shirt he sewed all by himself – Upworthy

Life Experiences

9 People With Terminally Ill Pets Reveal How They Manage

1. My dog was diagnosed with nasal cancer around this time last year. It took his life two months later.

We did daily trips to Wendy’s where he got his favorite (chicken nuggets) and as time passed and he got worse he started getting a kid’s meal. We started collecting the stupid toys. He played with them when they were appropriate, but mostly we collected them.

Read the rest: 9 People With Terminally Ill Pets Reveal How They Manage
Picture Of The Day

Picture of the Day

oldest tree in the world

(photo: “Methuselah, White Mountain, California” by Desires Photo)

Methuselah, the Great Basin bristlecone tree located high up in the White Mountains in California is recognized as the oldest non-clonal tree in the world and is 4,852 years old.

Named after the Biblical figure that lived for 969 years, the Methuselah Tree grows in the Methuselah Grove, which is in Inyo National Forest’s “Forest of Ancients,” where it is surrounded by other ancient trees. The exact location of the tree, though, is kept secret to protect it against vandalism.

It is estimated that the tree germinated in 2832 BCE, making Methuselah one of the oldest known living trees and non-clonal organism in the entire world. A germination date of 2832 BCE makes Methuselah older even than the Egyptian Pyramids.

Life Experiences

What Is It Like To Be Asexual

(photo: @spacemonkey)

OK, here’s how basic asexuality works for me. And it took me until 40 to figure it out. The only times I’ve wanted sex, was simply out of hope that This Would Be It, I would finally feel what other people feel!

Aaaand it never happened. Sex for me was an awkward, boring, kind of gross experience. Every single time.

And I was married and had three kids.

I faked it, EVERY TIME. Because it was always a weird, messy, body function that was slightly more pleasant than washing dishes. A chore.

Read the rest: What Is It Like To Be Asexual
Picture Of The Day

Picture of the Day

poo diver

Meet Brendan Walsh, Professional Poo Diver

Brendan Walsh runs a commercial diving business in Melbourne and spends his days in all sorts of no-air environments, with a small part being sewage.

Sewage diving in Australia is essential because we use bacteria instead of chemicals to break down the solids.

Big stirring machines run 24 hours a day and moving parts constantly break, which is when Mr Walsh’s business is called in to repair them.

Read the rest: Picture of the Day