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38 People Who Came Close to Dying Reveal Their “Last” Thoughts

April 3, 2024

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  1. I was stabbed in the neck by someone robbing my house. I totally thought I was going to die. I hate myself, but I begged the guy who stabbed me to stay because I didn’t want to die alone. He said “Sorry” and walked away. That fucking broke my heart. Thankfully he called 911 for me.
  2. “Well…fuck….” (Car accident)
  3. “FUCK” yelled right before a car accident.
  4. “Is this really happening?” before getting crashed into head on.
  5. “My throat feels weird, my gums are itchy” before blacking out from a crab allergy.
  6. “God why can’t I breathe right now, just wish I could breathe” during anaphylactic shock.
  7. Pictured husband coming home to an empty house and desperately hoped people would reach out to make sure he was okay.
  8. “Well this is it” after getting a piece of food lodged in throat at a young age.
  9. “I’m gonna die”
  10. “What was that bang sound?” before almost getting gored by a moose that was shot at.
  11. “They will never find me.” Almost drowned in Hawaii in a riptide at age 10.
  12. “At least daddy won’t see this and the rest of my family never pays attention to me so I’m coming to heaven God.” Tried to commit suicide by drowning at age 8 due to being sexually abused.
  13. Pure relief, because either they would finally get the help they needed or the pain would end forever. Tried to commit suicide via sleeping pills.
  14. Thought about how they didn’t buy enough pizzas from their favorite pizza place.
  15. “I never got to have my own cat.” At age 6, in the hospital having a severe allergic reaction.
  16. “I can’t believe this is how I die.” Almost drowned after falling off a cliff while drunk.
  17. “Fuck am I having a heart attack? There’s no way; I’m not thin enough for that.” Right before heart went into palpitations due to anorexia.
  18. “Oh shit, my sister had to see me drown.” While drowning but felt calm about it.
  19. “Your shoe is untied” Said to dad before falling 20ft off a cliff.
  20. Thought it would be embarrassing to die at a Renaissance fair while getting the Heimlich maneuver.
  21. “This is gonna make a mess.” While having a heart attack, put arm across dinner plate so wouldn’t fall face-first into it.
  22. “I’m gonna look like such an idiot without eyebrows.” Almost died in a fiery explosion at old job.
  23. Saw a white light at the end of a tunnel while being electrocuted. Last thought was wondering if knees would unlock.
  24. “I’ve lived enough, I’m ok with this.” While bleeding out after being stabbed, felt calming euphoria.
  25. The only thought that kept them from suicide was that their cat would miss them.
  26. “I gotta stay awake, I gotta stay here” after nurse asked if they would still be there when she got back, not knowing organs were failing.
  27. “Oh, so this is how it ends. Interesting.” Felt at peace as car sailed off road into trees.
  28. “My mom is definitely going to suicide after I die” after dad and brother had previously died. Cried a lot before passing out.
  29. “I’m never going to get to finish my Age of Empires 2 campaign.” While on a plane that started falling out of the sky.
  30. “Man… I feel dizzy.” Right before passing out because heart stopped.
  31. “If I fall asleep here, I won’t wake up.” While laying on train tracks before falling asleep and miraculously waking up later.
  32. Didn’t want to ruin loved ones’ lives by dying so young. Thought they wouldn’t be able to say goodbye. Multiple severe illnesses causing organs to start shutting down.
  33. “I hope whoever finds me doesn’t realize I shit myself.” After throwing up and losing consciousness on high school bathroom floor.
  34. “Christ is that ever beau-” Thought while falling 30ft from a catwalk, saw beautiful burst of light through trees. Convinced it was recently deceased mother.
  35. “Where is my sister” After getting hit by car at age 14 while crossing street to meet sister.
  36. Just wanted to sleep while septic after giving birth 6 days prior. Too weak to hold baby.
  37. “Oh crap is that a car?” Almost got hit by a car twice.
  38. “This is going to be so fucking expensive.” Inches away from a car accident.

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