How to Stay Sane at a Culty Tech Company – Life Hacker
15 Reminders That Someone Is Having A Worse Day Than You – Ned Hardy
Best kitchen gadget ever. This tool is specially made to cut open an avocado, pit it, and section out the avocado from the skin and does a damn fine job of it – Amazon
Watch Neuralink’s First Human Subject Demonstrate His Brain-Computer Interface – Wired
Pitchfork exploded as the music industry changed, then was cut down to size by another wave of technological change. Was that it? – The Verge
GPT-5 might arrive this summer as a “materially better” update to ChatGPT – ARS Technica
30 Years On, the ‘Worst Car Ever Built’ Has a Fervent Fan Club – Atlas Obscura
‘This motherfucker ordered $300 worth of tacos and didn’t get Taco Bell no heads up’: Customers in the drive-thru line flame a customer’s order for holding up the line – Daily Dot
Why does vaginas smell fishy? Gyno’s explain the most likely causes – Insider
The Real Difference Between a Cheap Bike and an Expensive One – Popular Science
This Forgotten Predator Game Was the Peak of NES Weirdness – Den of Geek
The Artwork of Mark Maggiori Is on Another Level! – Ned Hardy
This expanding garden hose will make your life easier, its super lightweight, it never tangles or twists and is super easy to store – Amazon
DOJ sues Apple over iPhone monopoly – CNBC
My dad is billionaire Steve Ballmer. Here’s what it was like growing up rich — and being kind of ashamed of it – Insider
World’s First Genetically-Edited Pig Kidney Transplant into Living Recipient Performed – Mass General
A Mexican Drug Cartel’s New Target? Seniors and Their Timeshares – DNYUZ
Every subscription you can cancel by going to the library – Popular Science
Whatever You Do, Don’t Do the Silent Treatment: It can ruin your relationships – The Atlantic
Theodore Lee is the editor of Caveman Circus. He strives for self-improvement in all areas of his life, except his candy consumption, where he remains a champion gummy worm enthusiast. When not writing about mindfulness or living in integrity, you can find him hiding giant bags of sour patch kids under the bed.