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I am thankful for..

September 20, 2022

I am thankful for..

– The taxes I pay because it means that I am employed

– The clothes that fit a little too snug because it means I have enough to eat

– My shadow who watches me work because it means I am out in the sunshine

– A lawn that has to be mowed, windows that have to be washed, and gutters that need fixing because it means I have a home

– The spot I find at the far end of the parking lot because it means I am capable of walking

– All the complaining I hear about our government because it means we have the freedom of speech

– The lady behind me in church who sings off key because it means that I can hear

– The huge pile of laundry and ironing because it means my loved ones are nearby

– The alarm that goes off in the early morning because it means that I’m alive

Filed Under: Life Advice

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