Braun Series 9 – Seriously high quality product. It feels great in your hand, has good battery life, and even the trimmer works pretty damn well.
An RTIC Cooler is everything a Yeti is at half the cost.
A Massage Gun is great for Dads who work out. Is it as good as a skilled practitioner? Not quite. But it is a lot more convenient and it’s good at what it does.
It’s a well known fact that Dads love hammocks
Zojirushi Thermos – These are insane. They work almost too well, the hot coffee isn’t drinkable until it cools down an hour or so later.
For the dad who likes to be prepared in case of an emergency – This thing is the size of a cellphone and will charge your car battery and inflate your tires
Fenix makes excellent tactical flashlights. The PD36R is durable AF and bright AF. The highest setting will light up an entire alley like it’s daytime.
The Benchmade 940 is the perfect everyday carry knife. It does everything well, work, outdoors, indoors.
The Leatherman Wingman, is dollar for dollar, the best multitool out there.
Best Pair of Socks You And Your Father Will Ever Own. Socks, with a lifetime guarantee? Yes
Yes, darn tough wool socks are amazing! Both their thin, lightweight style as well as thicker, warmer style are super comfortable, and don’t show any wear despite being in heavy rotation for nearly 2 years. It’s pretty clear their lifetime guarantee isn’t just for show.
The Vortex Diamondback is a great all around bincoular for bird watching, hunting or snooping on your neighbors
The Global Chef’s knife is a damn fine instrument for cutting food
Global knives are made in Japan, in an explicit homage to samurai warriors. The G-2 has an unusual dimpled handle that feels like a bicycle grip. This same handle is hollow, which explains the knife’s mere 7.84 ounces. These attributes — samurai-inspired and hollow — mean the whole thing feels like it disappears into your hand when you use it. And when you’re done with it, it’s forgivingly easy to clean and handsome to display.
The Ninja Bullet is great for health conscious dads who want a strong and durable blender that’s easy to clean up.
Fisher Space Pen – They are stainless steel and their cartridges are pressurized. The thing can write in the vaccum of space or underwater and It’s American made. If you don’t lose it, it will be the last pen you ever own
One of the best screwdriver set your dad will ever own.
The least you could do for the man that wiped your ass as a kid is to get him a bidet! Significantly less toilet paper usage and no more streaks in his underwear!
Theodore Lee is the editor of Caveman Circus. He strives for self-improvement in all areas of his life, except his candy consumption, where he remains a champion gummy worm enthusiast. When not writing about mindfulness or living in integrity, you can find him hiding giant bags of sour patch kids under the bed.