People Who Were Taught Abstinence Only Education Reveal The Ridiculous Things They Were Taught About Sex – Ned Hardy
Inside Putin’s circle — the real Russian elite – Financial Times
This is the best car drying towel out there…A waffle-weave microfiber is the best material to dry your car with. Amazing how much water they can hold while providing a streak-free finish – Amazon
How to Use the Two-Week Rule to Become Remarkably Successful (and Optimize Your Bucket List) – INC
2022 NCAA Men’s Tournament Breakdown: The Best Picks and Biggest Questions for Each Region – The Ringer
Russia bans Instagram as promised, blocking access for 80 million users 22 comment, move follows bans of Facebook and Twitter – The Verge
Forget Miles per Gallon. Here’s the Best Metric for Measuring a Car’s Efficiency – Popular Science
Why are gas prices higher in California than Kansas? Gas experts break down costs from state to state – USA Today
‘I’m In Bed With Your Wife’—Pete Davidson’s Alleged Texts To Kanye West Leaked, Kanye Replies – Ruin My Week
Of Course We’re Living in a Simulation – Wired
This hose is nearly impossible to kink or break. The material has no “memory” of its coiled state, either, so it lies flat when you unroll it and wraps up easily at the end of the day – Amazon
Groom Gets Too Turnt Up and KOs Bride (video) – Leenks
The Top 11 most dangerous US neighborhoods on Google street view – Linkiest
Fan buys Tom Brady’s “last” touchdown football for $518,628 — then Brady unretires – CBS
China orders 51 million into lockdown as COVID surges – ABC
UFC Fighter Stops gunman while getting Sushi – Evil Beet
TikTok Stretches and Other Videos of the Day – Drunken
A Car Salesman In Michigan Was Allegedly Just Caught In One Of The Most Elaborate Scams You’ll Probably Ever See – Jalopnik
A Man Who Spends 100% of His Nights in Hotels Shares His Booking Secrets – Inside Hook
Alcohol Detection Sensor Might Be The Next Big Controversial Safety Feature To Be Required In Every New Car – Car Scoops
City Of Fresno Duped Out Of $400,000 In African Email Scam – ZeroHedge
10 Amazing Contributions Scott Hall Made To Professional Wrestling – What Culture
Theodore Lee is the editor of Caveman Circus. He strives for self-improvement in all areas of his life, except his candy consumption, where he remains a champion gummy worm enthusiast. When not writing about mindfulness or living in integrity, you can find him hiding giant bags of sour patch kids under the bed.