You are at a music festival. You go to use the porta potty and somehow your cellphone slips out your pocket and falls deep into the trenches of the toilet that's filled with unimaginable nastiness. What do you do?
Theodore Lee is the editor of Caveman Circus. He strives for self-improvement in all areas of his life, except his candy consumption, where he remains a champion gummy worm enthusiast. When not writing about mindfulness or living in integrity, you can find him hiding giant bags of sour patch kids under the bed.