The Biggest Album Release Dates in Modern Music History, Ranked – The Ringer
Music makers! This thing fits in your pocket, yet has so much capability! On the fly sampling with melodic and rhythmic sections, pattern chaining for decently complex beats across the 16 patterns. It’s a perfect mix of engineering and classic aesthetics! – Amazon
What’s up with Albuquerque…Is It Safe To Visit? – Van Life Wanderer
The 10 commandments of salary negotiation – Lenny’s Newsletter
You’re a Bad Listener: Here’s How to Remember What People Say – Fast Co
Pokémon Oreos emblazoned with the legendary Pokémon Mew are being listed on eBay for $100,000 – Yahoo
It’s The Worst Possible Time To Buy A Car. But If You’re Going To, Here’s What To Know – NPR
Simp Male Begs in TikTok Break-Up – Crankers
Florida Man Attempts To Trade-In Stolen Car To The Dealership He Stole It From – TampFP
Brian Laundrie’s family called the police after Dog the Bounty Hunter showed up on their property – Insider
20+ Celebrity Children Who Look Like the Spitting Image of Their Famous Moms and Dads – Bright Side
How To Have A Threesome – Use This Sentence To Get Her To Say Yes! – Wing Girl Method
Extended release caffeine is like a completely different drug…There is no crash at all, not jitters, no anxiety and while its presence is a tiny bit more subtle, you get a much more useful set of effects out of it – Amazon
“OnlyFans Mom” Says She’s Now Making So Much Money She’s Gonna Give Some Away – Ruin My Week
Facebook is ‘pausing’ work on Instagram kids app after widespread criticism – The Verge
Bird poops on a Selfie-ing Girl and Other Videos of the Day – Drunken
McKayla Maroney Twerks After Her Workout – Egotastic
Scientists created the world’s whitest paint. It could eliminate the need for air conditioning – USA Today
Theodore Lee is the editor of Caveman Circus. He strives for self-improvement in all areas of his life, except his candy consumption, where he remains a champion gummy worm enthusiast. When not writing about mindfulness or living in integrity, you can find him hiding giant bags of sour patch kids under the bed.