Former Huntington Beach councilman is brutally KO’d – Streamable
Pictures and Videos of the Day – Ned Hardy
FBI releases first declassified 9/11 document after Biden order – Reuters
Sudden downpours come with a heightened risk for flooding and mudslides. You can help control floodwaters by stacking sandbags in front of doorways or garages to block seepage or by piling them up to form makeshift mini dams. But for city folk looking for hassle-free prep, “sandless” bags are the way to go – Amazon
Transgender fighter Alana McLaughlin wins MMA debut – NY Post
Twelve hours in a Florida COVID-19 ICU – Tampa Bay Times
Former WWE star Al Snow saves boy from riptide in ocean – TMZ
Blockchain, explained Blocks? Chains? How does this whole thing work? – The Verge
Seven Pro Wrestlers that Died too young – Linkiest
Study of 486 families finds essentially no influence of adoptive parents on adoptees’ IQ in adulthood, providing further evidence for the predominance of genetic influences on adult intelligence – Science Direct
Why Do I Hate Computer Science? – Geek Extreme
This garden hose will make your life easier, its super lightweight, it never tangles, or twists and is super easy to store – Amazon
A damn fine collection of hot women – Leenks
Karens Start Facebook Group Named ‘Karens United’ To Rally Against Being Called Karens – Unilad
Maryland Man Gets 10 Years for Semen-Filled Syringe Attack – CBS
In 2018 Bob Costas was removed from his spot on the Super Bowl and fired from NBC for submitting a monologue that discussed the dangers of concussions during the Super Bowl – ESPN
Los Angeles voted most expensive, inconvenient and over rated city in North America – Timeout
Church leader follows teen girl into bathroom to tell her she’s ‘too fat’ for shorts – Reddit
9 Gym Machines You Should Never Use—and the Alternative Exercises You Should Be Doing Instead – Men’s Journal
The Secret to Living a Meaningful Life – BBC
Larry Elder prepares for California recall loss and claims fraud even though vote hasn’t even taken place – SacBee
Why most gas stations don’t make money from selling gas – The Hustle
Everything You Didn’t Know About the Trusty Tape Measure – The Art of Manliness
Taking Your Girl to Hooters and Other Videos of the Day – Drunken
Kendra Lust Drops a Thirst Trap for Her Lions! – Egotastic
Theodore Lee is the editor of Caveman Circus. He strives for self-improvement in all areas of his life, except his candy consumption, where he remains a champion gummy worm enthusiast. When not writing about mindfulness or living in integrity, you can find him hiding giant bags of sour patch kids under the bed.