Selfies, Surgeries And Self-Loathing: Inside The Facetune Epidemic – The massively popular photo-editing app Facetune is driving a generation of young women to extreme and obsessive lengths to look flawless online – Huffpost
This Dog Walks 4 Miles To Town Everyday Just To Say Hi To Everyone – Ned Hardy
Sex-Crazed Cicadas Are Set to Have Psychedelic Orgies Yet Again: A fungi containing psilocybin and bath salts could turn millions of the bugs into horny zombies – VICE
Be Prepared For Just About Anything With This Survival Guide. Go deep into nature, and learn the skills needed to actually survive off the land – Amazon
Wuhan lab staff sought hospital care before COVID-19 outbreak disclosed – Reuters
G7 is close to agreement on taxation of world’s largest companies – Trust
Lioness mauls trainer in brutal circus attack as crowd watches on in horror – Daily Star
An Economist’s Rule for Making Tough Life Decisions – Quartz
People Are Ready To Log Off Social Media For Good – BuzzFeed News
Ferrari Pitches $500,000 Hybrid Supercar as a Bargain for Daily Driving – Bloomberg
3 healthier ways to cope with criticism, disappointment and defeat – Ideas
Study: Pfizer-BioNTech and AstraZeneca vaccines “highly effective” against COVID variants – Axios
Ohio’s 53% vaccination surge tied to $1M lottery; NY and Md. announce lotteries – ARS Technica
Whether you know your family history or not it’s really cool to see your dna broken down and to see where in the world your story started – Amazon
Jeffrey Epstein prison guards admit to falsifying records, make deal to avoid jail time – CBC
A Man Tweeted About A Woman He Met A Decade Ago, Left Twitter, And Then Returned To Say He Married Her – Ruin My Week
What’s the Deal With All These String Bikinis With Questionable Crotch Situations? – Jezebel
Body-camera footage released showing incident in which police mistook daughter’s ashes for drugs – News Channel 20
6-year-old boy shot, killed in road rage incident on freeway, gunman at large – KUTV
Teacup French Bulldogs – 13 Things You Should Know Before Buying or Adopting – Ned Hardy
Bernard Arnault Becomes World’s Richest Person As LVMH Stock Rises – Forbes
Megan Fox in the wildest dress ever (nsfw) – Celebrity
WATCH: Eurovision Song Contest Winner Under Investigation for Allegations He Snorted Cocaine on Live Television – Mediaite
Theodore Lee is the editor of Caveman Circus. He strives for self-improvement in all areas of his life, except his candy consumption, where he remains a champion gummy worm enthusiast. When not writing about mindfulness or living in integrity, you can find him hiding giant bags of sour patch kids under the bed.