Photos That Will Put A Smile On Your Face – Ned Hardy
US Military Cites Rising Risk Of Chinese Capture Of Taiwan, Widely Seen As Possible Trigger Of Catastrophic US-China War – AP News
All adults will be eligible for Covid-19 vaccine on April 19, Biden announces – VOX
For the paltry sum of about $14, you could significantly improve your TV’s color, contrast and black levels – Amazon
More Than 50 Major U.S. Corporations—Including Nike And FedEx—Paid No Federal Taxes Last Year – Forbes
Nearly half of new US virus infections are in just 5 states – AP News
Vladimir Putin Faces Mass Russia Protest as Alexei Navalny Disappears in Prison System – Newsweek
Ex-NFL player kills 5 in SC, then himself – ESPN
A Visual Guide to Human Emotion – Visual Capitalist
Stripper Reveals Which Celebrities Don’t Tip Well—And Which Do – Ruin My Week
Almost 19,000 Migrant Children Stopped At U.S. Border in March, Most Ever In A Month – NPR
Facebook Apologizes For Getting 533 Million Users’ Personal Data Stolen Before They Could Sell It – Babylon Bee
H&M, Adidas, and Nike are facing boycotts in China. Why? – The Hustle
Salma Hayek Channels Inner ‘Baywatch’ Babe in Red Hot Swimsuit Photo – Maxim
For the past few months, I’ve been having un-restful sleep. My brother bought me some of these sleep gummies and they definitely help me fall asleep and stay asleep and there is no drowsiness in the morning – Amazon
Biden’s Tax Plan Aims to Raise $2.5 Trillion and would make it harder for companies to avoid paying taxes on both U.S. income and profits stashed abroad – NY Times
Ridiculously hot redhead for your viewing pleasure (nsfw) – Leenks
Dog That Was Left To Die Tied To A Rock In A River Finally Finds A Loving Home – Bored Panda
10 Amazing Ways That Animals Are Smarter Than You May Realise – Listverse
Beauty filters are changing the way young girls see themselves – Technology Review
Who Was the Most Evil Scientist in History? – Gizmodo
Hot Bicycle girls are peddling through our minds (45 Photos) – The Chive
Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day (nsfw) – Drunken Stepfather
49’ers Tight End, George Kittle’s Wife Is Smoking Hot – Egotastic Sports
Everything You Never Wanted to Know About Artificial Sweeteners – Popular Science
Theodore Lee is the editor of Caveman Circus. He strives for self-improvement in all areas of his life, except his candy consumption, where he remains a champion gummy worm enthusiast. When not writing about mindfulness or living in integrity, you can find him hiding giant bags of sour patch kids under the bed.