Wife’s reaction when our friends ask her about breast feeding
When the interviewer brings up the job that I lied about on my resume
When “she has a headache”
When my mom would leave me in the checkout line to “quickly” grab something else
When I hit the bong too hard
When you’ve been down there for 20 minutes and she hasn’t finished yet
When I’m about to have sex and I can’t get it up
When Im the only sober one at a party
My wife’s reaction when we get done having sex, but she isn’t done…
When I see my crazy ex-girlfriend’s car pull into the office parking lot
