Wife’s reaction when our friends ask her about breast feeding
When the interviewer brings up the job that I lied about on my resume
When “she has a headache”
When my mom would leave me in the checkout line to “quickly” grab something else
When I hit the bong too hard
When you’ve been down there for 20 minutes and she hasn’t finished yet
When I’m about to have sex and I can’t get it up
When Im the only sober one at a party
My wife’s reaction when we get done having sex, but she isn’t done…
When I see my crazy ex-girlfriend’s car pull into the office parking lot
Theodore Lee is the editor of Caveman Circus. He strives for self-improvement in all areas of his life, except his candy consumption, where he remains a champion gummy worm enthusiast. When not writing about mindfulness or living in integrity, you can find him hiding giant bags of sour patch kids under the bed.