Loud Mouth Idiot Gets What He Deserves (video) – Leenks
Are Presa Canarios Dangerous Dogs? – Ned Hardy
If you use your smartphone for low-light photography, time-lapses, selfies, or slow-motion video—or if you just like putting your phone in places that you can’t easily reach by hand—this holds any smartphone steady at ANY angle – Amazon
Direct deposits from U.S. COVID bill to come as early as this weekend, White House says – Reuters
Thailand follows Denmark in suspending AstraZeneca’s COVID-19 vaccine, pending an investigation into possible side effects – Insider
New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo again refuses to resign, says Democratic calls to quit are ‘dangerous’ – CNBC
Biden sets May 1 target to have all adults vaccine-eligible – AP News
Oklahoma Passes Bill To Grant Immunity To Drivers Who Hit Rioters Engaging In Violence – Daily Caller
Alabama House Votes to Overturn Ban on Yoga in Schools – But ‘Namaste’ Is Still Forbidden – TIME
30 Men Share How They Used To Act ‘Creepy’ Towards Women And What Made Them Stop – Ruin My Week
How to learn a language (and stick at it) – Psyche
How Anxiety Hides in Your Habits – Greater Good
Nightmare Uber Rider Who Coughed On Her Asian Driver Will Turn Herself In to Police – VICE
If you meal prep ground turkey, chicken, or beef, get a Wok. So much easier to deal with and cuts the cooking time in half – Amazon
Elon Musk Supposedly Adding Tesla’s Level Two Driver Assistance To Any Tesla Owner That Wants It – Jalopnik
Best Movies Never Made: 30 Lost Projects from Christopher Nolan, Quentin Tarantino, and More – Indie Wire
Why Vince McMahon Has Lost Total Faith In Triple H – What Culture
The Simplest Asset to Hedge Against Inflation – Wealth of Common Sense
Casting choices that absolutely nailed it like no others (30 Photos) – The Chive
New California Site Offers Legit Line Skipping For A Few Hours Work At Your Local Vaccine Spot – Towleroad
Alexandra Daddaria Cleavage Compilation (nsfw) – Celeb
Can a $111,000 Grand Wagoneer Convince You Jeep Is Luxury Now? – Inside Hook
Paying The Average Credit Card Interest Rate Will Keep You Poor Forever – Financial Samurai
Theodore Lee is the editor of Caveman Circus. He strives for self-improvement in all areas of his life, except his candy consumption, where he remains a champion gummy worm enthusiast. When not writing about mindfulness or living in integrity, you can find him hiding giant bags of sour patch kids under the bed.