Here’s Why Guy Fieri Doesn’t Deserve The Hate He Gets – Ruin My Week
Why Are Pandas Bad At Mating – Ned Hardy
A cast-iron pan cleaner that will work wonders for getting rid of food remnants, but won’t mess with your beloved seasoning like soap or detergent would – Amazon
Donald Trump leaves letter for Joe Biden before inauguration – USA Today
Jailed Russian critic Alexei Navalny released a video accusing Putin of secretly building a $1 billion coastal palace funded through bribes – Business Insider
The Surprising Science of Goal Setting (And Why You’re Probably Doing it Wrong) – Mark Manson
QAnon believers grapple with doubt, spin new theories as Trump era ends: ‘We all got played’ – Chron
Turns Out the QAnon Congresswoman Is a Parkland Denier, Too – MNT
6 things I loved about the most impressive resume I’ve ever seen—based on 20 years of hiring – CNBC
Netflix Tops 200 Million Subscribers for the First Time – WSJ
These 11 States Rank Worst In Vaccine Rollout, Says CDC – Yahoo
The best-selling car in nearly every country – Budget Direct
The Complete List of Trump’s Twitter Insults (2015-2021) – NY Times
I Run The Call Center For A Highly Successful London Drug Ring – VICE
The 7 Best Places To See The Northern Lights In Montana – Van Life Wanderer
The Vitamix blender is totally worth its hype…6 years later and it’s still going strong. Paid for itself and then some. It also blends way better and smoother than a normal blender ever will – Amazon
A damn fine picture dump – Leenks
A former civil servant has been sentenced to 43 years in prison for insulting the Thai monarchy – Insider
As Donald Trump exits, QAnon takes hold in Germany – DW
“Joe Exotic,” with limo waiting outside prison, fails to get Trump pardon – CBS News
How Does It Feel to Get Ketamine Therapy? – Gizmodo
Conor McGregor Debuts Outrageous $2 Million Watch Ahead of Dustin Poirier Fight – Maxim
Washington state taps Starbucks for help with Covid vaccine rollout – NBC
Chinese E-Tycoon Jack Ma Ends Silence With Online Video – AP News
Here’s The Whole Poem 22-Year-Old Amanda Gorman Read At Biden’s Inauguration – BuzzFeed News
Teacher denies affair with teen student, claiming her height makes sex impossible – NY Post
AirPods Max teardown makes Sony and Bose headphones look ‘like toys’ – The Verge
Christian OnlyFans model says her faith will not stop her from stripping down to the tune of $200K a month – The Blaze
“The World’s Sexiest Athlete” Alica Schmidt Shows Off in a Dress – Egotastic Sports
Theodore Lee is the editor of Caveman Circus. He strives for self-improvement in all areas of his life, except his candy consumption, where he remains a champion gummy worm enthusiast. When not writing about mindfulness or living in integrity, you can find him hiding giant bags of sour patch kids under the bed.