If You Were To Leave Earth Right Now, This Is Where You Would Live – BuzzFeed News
Pfizer, BioNTech say Covid vaccine is more than 90% effective—’great day for science and humanity’ – Reuters
This is a total game changer for anyone that plays video games on their phones – Amazon
Utah governor orders statewide mask mandate, other coronavirus restrictions – Fox News
UAE announces relaxing of Islamic laws for personal freedoms – AP News
Bullied Teen Who Killed Herself Apologized for Being Ugly, Didn’t Want Any Photos at Funeral – People
The Black Hole Information Paradox Comes to an End – Wired
What I Learned From Losing $200 Million – Nautilus
Free Course You Should Probably Take: Introduction to Artificial Intelligence (AI) – Coursera
On the Hunt for the World’s Rarest Pasta – Sauver
Biden Names 13 Health Experts To COVID-19 Transition Advisory Board – NPR
The Story of Election Week 2020, As Told by Its Memes – Inside Hook
A Nigerian prince says he rented out an entire NYC restaurant for his first date with his now-wife, who had no idea he was a royal – Insider
The Best Board Games of the Ancient World – Smithsonian
This Is The Perfect Hiking Backpack. Amazing Quality For The Price – Amazon
Anne Hathaway Apologizes Over “The Witches” Portrayal Of Limb Differences – Ruin My Week
What to Do If a Friend Comes to You With an Exciting New (MLM) Opportunity – Life Hacker
15 Essential Conspiracy Theory Movies – Vulture
Off-duty female officer gets robbed, criminal didn’t know she carried – Trending Views
This Swanky London Bar Has Been Named The World’s Best Drinking Den – Maxim
This psychologist explains why people confess to crimes they didn’t commit – Science Mag
California man hunts for 100 year old Levi jeans in abandoned mines, in order to sell them to collectors for $30,000 – $100,000 a pair – The Guardian
Mikaela Spielberg Is a Sex Worker. And She’s Never Been Happier – The Daily Beast
Kira Kosarin’s Underwear Pic in Her Bedroom – Drunken Stepfather
Russian Sports Journalist Reacts to Video of a Soccer Player Pleasuring Himself While Watching Her on TV – Egotastic Sports
Televangelist’s Insanely Disturbing Guffaw Over Election Has Been Viewed More Than 10 Million Times – Towleroad
Theodore Lee is the editor of Caveman Circus. He strives for self-improvement in all areas of his life, except his candy consumption, where he remains a champion gummy worm enthusiast. When not writing about mindfulness or living in integrity, you can find him hiding giant bags of sour patch kids under the bed.