Girls after 2 weeks of flirting and they tell you they have a bf
When I see someone take off their mask to cough
Subway employees when I tell them I want a sub (turn sound on)
When conspiracy theorists side with the police and government
When I order a pizza during a pandemic
Your girl after reviewing photos you took of her (turn sound on)
When she sends you a nude and says “ok your turn” (turn sound on)
Me: Mom I missed the bus
Mom:
Guy: I don’t work, been arrested 5 times, I’ll treat you like crap and im 6’3 (turn sound on)
Girls:
Me punishing my dog for misbehaving (turn sound on)
Theodore Lee is the editor of Caveman Circus. He strives for self-improvement in all areas of his life, except his candy consumption, where he remains a champion gummy worm enthusiast. When not writing about mindfulness or living in integrity, you can find him hiding giant bags of sour patch kids under the bed.