Girls after 2 weeks of flirting and they tell you they have a bf
When I see someone take off their mask to cough
Subway employees when I tell them I want a sub (turn sound on)
When conspiracy theorists side with the police and government
When I order a pizza during a pandemic
Your girl after reviewing photos you took of her (turn sound on)
When she sends you a nude and says “ok your turn” (turn sound on)
Me: Mom I missed the bus
Mom:
Guy: I don’t work, been arrested 5 times, I’ll treat you like crap and im 6’3 (turn sound on)
Girls:
Me punishing my dog for misbehaving (turn sound on)
