Retirement has been postponed I bought puts, stocks went up! I bought calls , stocks went down! What the hell wrong with stock market??? Why can’t i be right once?? Retail traders like myself will only lose money if they keep manipulating the price. It’s totally rigged. My future is dark and contemplating on filling bankruptcy. I deposited another 5k yesteday and casually lost 2.5k today by being 🐻. With 2.7k left, how can i make it back to 87k? What’s the next earning play i can YOLO my money into?
Theodore Lee is the editor of Caveman Circus. He strives for self-improvement in all areas of his life, except his candy consumption, where he remains a champion gummy worm enthusiast. When not writing about mindfulness or living in integrity, you can find him hiding giant bags of sour patch kids under the bed.