Me checking for red flags when she has a phat booty
Me after commenting "you two look great" on a picture with 3 girls
When I’m at an improv show
When I try to breakup with a girl who is an absolute psycho
*Recently single hot friend entering the club*
Her ugly friend in the front:
Me, drunk, going to my ex’s house after I told my homies I was done
When simps hold a door open for a girl and she doesn’t immediately offer head
When you are drunk and stoned and try to go to sleep
When the Netflix that I pay for tells me that the account is being used by too many people
When you friends shows up to the function without the girlfriend that everyone hates
Theodore Lee is the editor of Caveman Circus. He strives for self-improvement in all areas of his life, except his candy consumption, where he remains a champion gummy worm enthusiast. When not writing about mindfulness or living in integrity, you can find him hiding giant bags of sour patch kids under the bed.