Me checking for red flags when she has a phat booty
Me after commenting "you two look great" on a picture with 3 girls
When I’m at an improv show
When I try to breakup with a girl who is an absolute psycho
*Recently single hot friend entering the club*
Her ugly friend in the front:
Me, drunk, going to my ex’s house after I told my homies I was done
When simps hold a door open for a girl and she doesn’t immediately offer head
When you are drunk and stoned and try to go to sleep
When the Netflix that I pay for tells me that the account is being used by too many people
When you friends shows up to the function without the girlfriend that everyone hates
