When I randomly remember something horribly embarrassing from 10 years ago
When I’m almost asleep but then a booty call lights up my phone
When I’ve been constipated for 5 days and everything finally break loose
When the second wipe is far dirtier than the first
Nobody:
My brothers growing up:
When I find my ex’s Tinder profile and it says ‘low maintenance chick’!
What’s it like to fly Spirit Airlines
The next day after my wife stuck her finger in my anal cavity during sex
When someone tries to tell a lie, then realizes I was there
When she said I could finish inside her
When I learn that the declared goal of the war on drugs was to eliminate the illegal drug market by 2019
