New SEC Rule: Wall Street Will Now Only Allow Traders Who Wear A Top Hat And Monocle And Carry Around Giant Bags Of Money – Babylon Bee
Robinhood, TD Ameritrade block investors from purchasing GameStop stock on their platform and is only allowing users to sell – CNET
This is a tardigrade, a tiny creature that can survive nearly anything: temperatures as low as 1 K, insane amounts of radiation, vacuum of outer space, 30 years without food or water.. you name it – Ned Hardy
One the best weapon against bad breath. My friend had chronic bad breath and nothing seemed to work until he found this product – Amazon
How to Retain More From the Books You Read in 5 Simple Steps – Darious Foroux
Secrets of Happiness from the Oldest of the Old – Kiplinger
Luck, Foresight And Science: How An Unheralded Team Developed A COVID-19 Vaccine In Record Time – USA Today
‘Mighty Ducks’ Goalie Shaun Weiss is Celebrating 1 Year of Sobriety – TMZ
Exclusive First Look At Richard Branson’s Hyperloop Propulsion Pods – AD
I Got ‘Charles Manson’s Ashes’ Tattooed Into My Head – VICE
The question Elon Musk asks at every interview to spot a liar – Gadgets Now
The Most Popular Brand In Every Country, Mapped – Business Financing
Tesla’s new Model S will apparently play Witcher 3 on a built-in 10 teraflop gaming rig – The Verge
The perfect desk or bedside companion. It’s a clock that lets you make video calls, read the news, view video feeds from smart cameras, video baby monitors, and video doorbells and can stream TV and movie content – Amazon
Inside the Mind of a Person Who Hates Music – Mel Magazine
Woman Shares Tip To See If Your Guy Is Cheating By Using a Lint Brush – Ruin My Week
A beginner’s guide to beefing up your privacy and security online – ARS Technica
54 Year-Old Salma Hayek Channels Inner ‘Baywatch’ Babe in Red Hot Swimsuit Photo – Maxim
A damn fine collection of smoking social media women – The Viraler
Rare Magic The Gathering Card Goes For Over $500,000 – Kotaku
Here’s What Happened When I Complimented Everyone I Met for an Entire Day – INC
Psychologists Reveal 7 Ways We Can Be Tricked Into Doing What Others Want – Bright Side
Man Gets $1000 For Taking 50 Shots Of Patron, Had To Get Carried Out! – Fly Height
The 50 Biggest Box Office Flops of All Time – Mental Floss
Theodore Lee is the editor of Caveman Circus. He strives for self-improvement in all areas of his life, except his candy consumption, where he remains a champion gummy worm enthusiast. When not writing about mindfulness or living in integrity, you can find him hiding giant bags of sour patch kids under the bed.