How “I’m So Excited” Became the Most Ridiculous—and Iconic—‘Saved by the Bell’ Moment – The Ringer
Scrub Daddy sponges are the best sponges on earth, and I’ll stake my reputation on it – Amazon
A day in the life of an Amazon warehouse worker – Fox Business
10 Questions You’ve Always Wanted to Ask a Professional Exterminator – VICE
How to Not Screw Up Thanksgiving, According to a Bunch of Moms – Inside Hook
Inside The Spectacular Startup Failure Of Oomba – The Verge
Trump Retweets Series of Bewildering, Deranged Videos From Actor Randy Quaid – Mediaite
People Are Dying After Joining a ‘Pro-Choice’ Suicide Forum. How Much Is the Site to Blame? – Motherboard
Elon Musk overtakes Bill Gates to become world’s second richest person behind Jeff Bezos – The Verge
The Psychedelic Science of ‘Gooning’ — Or Masturbating Into a Trance – Mel Magazine
Couples Get Real About What Surprised Them Most When Moving In Together (20 Stories) – Ruin My Week
These things are total game changers when it comes to organizing all the cables and wires in your life – Amazon
Pastor Upset He Was Fired After Notifying Church That a ‘Sodomite’ Staffer Was Offering the Gay Son of Parishioners ‘Advice on How to Be a Sexually Active Homosexual’ – Towleroad
Australia’s Hottest New Supermodel Emily Feld – Tabloidnation
Watch Francis Ford Coppola’s Trailer For New Cut of ‘The Godfather: Part III’ – Maxim
The Way The U.S. Coast Guard Replaces Its Largest Ship’s Motor Is Mind-Blowing – Jalopnik
The Most Expensive ZIP Codes In The US – Property Shark
Scientists Come Closer to Understanding COVID-19 ‘Cytokine Storms’ – Mental Floss
Eagles Superfan Sammy Draper Introduces Us to Her Busty Saints Fan Friend Jessica Annelle – Egotastic Sports
This Girl is Shit Faced and Other Videos of the Day – Drunken Stepfather
Ken Jennings Named Interim ‘Jeopardy!’ Host – Hollywood Reporter
What Amazon’s big pharmacy news means for US health care – VOX
Theodore Lee is the editor of Caveman Circus. He strives for self-improvement in all areas of his life, except his candy consumption, where he remains a champion gummy worm enthusiast. When not writing about mindfulness or living in integrity, you can find him hiding giant bags of sour patch kids under the bed.