But Seriously, Fuck the ‘Duck Hunt’ Dog – The Ringer
This playlist is designed to show the strengths and weakness of any particular headphone – Spotify
Once you plug in this weaponized USB kill stick, it will rapidly charge its capacitors from the USB power supply and then discharge it, permanently disabling any unprotected equipment- Amazon
Severity of coronavirus infection may be determined by face mask use, study suggests – Fox News
Uighurs accuse China of mass detention, torture in landmark complaint – NBC
Odell Beckham Jr. Is Trending Because He ALLEGEDLY Likes To Get Pooped On – Barstool
US budget deficit hits record $3 trillion: CBO – The Hill
Second $1,200 stimulus checks had bipartisan support. Now they could be a longshot – CNBC
What Does It Mean to Be a ‘Karen’? Karens Explain – The Guardian
TikToker Reveals Behind-The-Scenes Secrets Of Working At Olive Garden In Viral Video – Ruin My Week
All 11 Halloween Movies (So Far), Ranked – Gizmodo
There Are Real Vampires in Texas. We Interviewed Them – Fodors
Attention bikers! This bike pump is the shit! Solid, high quality pump and a joy to use – Amazon
The Richest Families In The World, Visualized – Visual Capitalist
How Starbucks Got Away With Borrowing Money From Customers At A Negative 10% Interest Rate – Moneyness
The Fed Now Owns Nearly One Third of All US Mortgages – The Street
Apple reveals opening date and interior photos of floating Singapore store – Mashable
Gym Fail Due to Stretching Slut and Other Videos of the Day – Drunken Stepfather
‘Chalk Art Karen’ Launches Racist ‘Slanted Eye’ Attack on Asian Neighbor: WATCH – Towleroad
How An Ex-Cop Rigged The McDonald’s Monopoly Game — And Scammed The Company Out Of $24 Million – All That’s Interesting
Jessica Nigri and Meg Turney Showing Bare Butts! (nsfw) – The Slip
How Ken Griffin Became a Multi-Billionaire Business Tycoon – Maxim
Theodore Lee is the editor of Caveman Circus. He strives for self-improvement in all areas of his life, except his candy consumption, where he remains a champion gummy worm enthusiast. When not writing about mindfulness or living in integrity, you can find him hiding giant bags of sour patch kids under the bed.