Racist running his mouth on train gets KTFO with one punch! – Instagram
Are Snapping Turtles Dangerous? – Ned Hardy
AI Slays Top F-16 Pilot In DARPA Dogfight Simulation – Breaking Defense
The best pocket knife you can get for under $18 – Amazon
Brazilian supermarket covers a deceased worker’s body with umbrellas to keep store open – Pendect
Follow These Rules And You Will Never Look Back In Life With Regrets – Thomas Oppong
The Shockingly Simple Math Behind Early Retirement – Mr Money Mustache
Incels Are Using Orthodontia to Craft Their Ideal Face – Jezebel
20 People Share The Awkward Parts Of Sex “No One Really Talks About” – Ruin My Week
Maximizing Your Slut Impact: An Overly Analytical Guide to Camgirling – Knowingless
Warning Signs To Look Out For Before Buying A House – Financial Samurai
Don’t sleep on Lions Mane guys. It’s a fungi supplement which has been shown to increase and stimulate Neuro growth factor (NGF) which is involved in the growth and maintenance of nerve cells in the brain – Amazon
7 Tips to Avoid Being the Victim of Violent Crime – Brass Pills
HBO’s ’90s Docuseries ‘Real Sex’ Was Ahead of Its Time – Mel Magazine
Costco Karen Coughs on Customer Who Called Out Boyfriend for Not Wearing Mask – Towleroad
Elizabeth Hurley, Maria Menounos and Other Random Women – G-Celeb
10 Key Differences Between Organized And Disorganized Serial Killers – Listverse
Women Are Sharing What They Wish Men Would Do More Often In Bed – Maxim
An Ode to Being Old: On the harder-to-measure benefits of age and experience – Outside
QAnon, thepopular pro-Trump conspiracy theory, explained – VOX
How to Make Love Last: The Best Relationship Advice from 45 Years of Marriage – Marc And Angel
1 Rule Of Survival In Prison – Fly Height
The 50 Most Drug-Addled Albums in Music History – Rate Your Music
Norwegian Instagram Babe Camilla Hasselgård Is A Baddie (nsfw) – BB Blog
Secretly Documenting the Intimate World of 19th Century Sex Workers – Messy Nessy Chic
Theodore Lee is the editor of Caveman Circus. He strives for self-improvement in all areas of his life, except his candy consumption, where he remains a champion gummy worm enthusiast. When not writing about mindfulness or living in integrity, you can find him hiding giant bags of sour patch kids under the bed.