Guy slaps the consciousness out of his opponent – Leenks
The Ferrari of Rice Cookers: Immaculate, Fluffy Rice Every Time – Amazon
‘It came alive:’ Astronauts recount wild ride home on SpaceX’s Crew Dragon – Reuters
Horrifying Photos Show The Devastating Aftermath Of The Explosion In Beirut – BuzzFeed
Saudi Arabia, With China’s Help, Expands Its Nuclear Program – WSJ
Penises Are Much Shorter Than You Think – Real Clear Science
China Won’t Accept ‘Theft’ Of TikTok, Has ‘Plenty Of Ways To Respond’, State Media Warns – Forbes
Facebook launches its TikTok rival, Instagram Reels – Axios
How to Disarm Internal Triggers of Distractions – Nir And Far
Is humanity doomed because we can’t plan for the long term? Three experts discuss – The Conversation
Apparently Everyone On Twitter Is An Atomic Bomb Expert Now – Ruin My Week
Ranked: The Best and Worst Pension Plans, by Country – Visual Capitalist
If you have extremely dry and cracked feet, this is your solution – Amazon
“We have made mistakes”: Norwegian cruises halted after COVID-19 outbreak – ARS Technica
Disney to release Mulan online Sept. 4 on Disney Plus, for $30 in US – CNET
Conspiracy Theorists Adamantly Insist Beirut Explosion Was a Nuke – VICE
Blizzard Workers Share Salaries in Revolt Over Wage Disparities, Employees Circulated A Spreadsheet To Compare Pay – Bloomberg
Former WWF Wrestler Marty Jannetty Confessed To Murder On Facebook Today – SB Nation
She Can’t Stop Having Sex On the First Date. Is That a Bad Thing? – Brass Pills
Irate Customer Slaps Burger King Employee During Rant, Gets Fired From Job And Charged – TMZ
Megan Fox After Sex Selfie of the Day – Drunken Stepfather
Top 5 Music PR Firms – Medium
This Japanese Virgin Man Paid $5K To Finally Get His First Kiss – Fly Height
Emma Watson booty cheeks in a bikini (nsfw) – Celeb J
Theodore Lee is the editor of Caveman Circus. He strives for self-improvement in all areas of his life, except his candy consumption, where he remains a champion gummy worm enthusiast. When not writing about mindfulness or living in integrity, you can find him hiding giant bags of sour patch kids under the bed.