This Woman On Twitter Edits People’s Toxic Exes Out Of Photos For $15 – Ruin My Week
Record economic plunge, bleak jobs numbers reveal virus toll – AP News
Best protein shaker on the market. I’m still amazed how well this works. Nothing gets stuck and there’s no mess anywhere. Cleaning and preparing shakes is easier than ever – Amazon
Trump says second stimulus check could be ‘way higher’ than $1,200 – Fox Business
Texas Reports Single-Day Record 313 Coronavirus Deaths – CBS Local
The Biggest Ways People Waste Money – WSJ
16 Retirement Mistakes You Will Regret Forever – Kiplinger
Former presidential candidate Herman Cain dies of COVID-19 – US News
You Fail to Reach Your Goals Because You Designed Them Badly – Scott Young
Landmark study on 11,196 couples pinpoints what dating apps get so wrong – Inverse
My husband and I make $244,000 a year in Hong Kong— here’s what I spent in a week in this crazy-expensive city – Insider
Excellent starter tool kit that has everything you need for fixes around the house – Amazon
It Costs $42,000 To Replace a Bugatti Veyron’s Fuel Tank – Road And Track
For Sale: The Most Haunted Mansion in Ireland – Atlas Obscura
Mexico’s drug cartel chief ‘El Mencho’ shows his might – Financial Times
Criminals hacked into my phone, email and drained my checking account. How you can avoid being a victim – USA Today
How to Figure Out If You’re Dating a Narcissist – Life Hacker
His Girlfriend Grew Distant After He Got Beaten Up Defending Women Being Harassed – Brass Pills
I quit Instagram and Facebook and it made me a lot happier – CNBC
People Keep Getting Mysterious Seeds In The Mail From China — And Nobody Knows Why – All That’s Interesting
Madison Beer Tongue Kissing with Claudia Tihan! (nsfw) – The Slip
A Reported Takeover Bid Values TikTok At $50 Billion – Forbes
Big Areolae and the Men Who Love Them – Mel Magazine
This water polo chick is THICCC! – GFY
Girl’s Gas Station Twerk and Other Videos of the Day – Drunken Stepfather
Theodore Lee is the editor of Caveman Circus. He strives for self-improvement in all areas of his life, except his candy consumption, where he remains a champion gummy worm enthusiast. When not writing about mindfulness or living in integrity, you can find him hiding giant bags of sour patch kids under the bed.