Can An Elephant Defeat A Hippo, Crocodile, Lion Or Rhino In A Fight? – Ned Hardy
US coronavirus death toll tops 50,000, more than 3,000 killed in last 24 hours – BBC
If you are going to get drunk this weekend, drink this before and after. You will feel amazing and won’t get a hangover – Amazon
Lysol maker warns against internal use of disinfectants after Trump comments – NBC
When Will Your State Reopen? Here’s The Data Being Used To Decide – BuzzFeed
Kim Jong Un evacuated from Pyongyang, reports say – UPI
Here’s Where $881 Billion in U.S. Aid Went in Month of Spending – Yahoo
To Tell Someone They’re Wrong, First Tell Them They’re Right – Quartz
These girls belong in the ‘Perfect’ category (nsfw) – Leenks
This is my second set of these sheets and I will never buy any other sheet but these – Amazon
Georgia Businesses Start To Reopen As Trump Distances Himself From State’s Governor – NPR
Guess how much money Porn star Dannii Harewood makes monthly on her OnlyFans? – Ruin My Week
4 phrases that make you sound less confident (and what to say instead) – Ladders
Lais Ribeiro’s Bikini Selfies of the Day – Drunken Stepfather
5 Best-Tasting Winners Of The 2020 World Whiskies Awards – Maxim
Nine Secrets of Successful Homebuyers – The Simple Dollar
The 5 Guys You’ll Meet in a College Bar – Brass Pills
Steve Mnuchin sends reminder that we get $1,200 to survive 10 weeks – Trending Views
Ana De Armas Topless Sex Scene in Sergio (nsfw) – The Slip
Former Aaron Hernandez Teammate Speaks About his Sexuality on the Three Year Anniversary of his Suicide – Sports Gossip
Kate Bock Is A Super Hot Piece – Yes Bitch
That’s My Fetish: Getting Punched In The Balls – Mel Magazine
Theodore Lee is the editor of Caveman Circus. He strives for self-improvement in all areas of his life, except his candy consumption, where he remains a champion gummy worm enthusiast. When not writing about mindfulness or living in integrity, you can find him hiding giant bags of sour patch kids under the bed.