If you are looking for the most extravagant, over the top, flamboyant, yet manliest way possible to open your bottle of beer, then you may want to purchase Thor’s Hammer Bottle Opener. Become a God of beer with this bottle opener, which has a bottle opener built into the side of it so that instead of smashing skulls, you can smash your bottle open
Make the jump to light speed with this Star Wars vehicle sun reflector. This incredibly geeky accordion style sun reflector is the perfect way to protect your Millennium Falcon’s interior from small asteroids and merciless UV rays.
Speakeasy Briefs are an innovative combination of fashion and function. They offer a style that says, “you should see me in my underwear,” while providing a pocket that says, “it’s none of your business what’s in my underwear.”
These unique and versatile beds combine a sleeping area, a massaging lounger, storage cubbies, a music system, bookshelves, laptop desk, room safe and more. Sadly, it looks like you’ll need to import one from China if you want one for your bedroom.
If you’re ready to make your kitchen explode with awesome, you need a Death Star Waffle Maker. Plug it in, warm it up, and pour the batter onto the non-stick cooking plates. In just minutes, you’ll have golden, delicious waffles, good enough to destroy a planet for. Well, a small one, at least.
Beat the sadness that the morning brings with this exciting Magic Coffee Mug. As it changes from sad to happy so will your mood! So fill it up and be ready to smile!
Inspired by the old-fashioned typewriter and designed with luxury in mind, the Azio Retro Classic is a mechanical keyboard sporting rounded backlit keycaps, a zinc aluminum alloy frame and a genuine leather base. The nameplate says “Elegantly Fierce.” It’s not wrong.
Fusing retro mid-century and futuristic sci-fi design sensibilities, Bossa’s set of spherical Moonraker speakers is, appropriately, game to accommodate both old- and new-school tech. Built-in Bluetooth allows for streaming Spotify playlists, while analog inputs let you hook up your vintage record table.
There’s nowhere better to relax after a long day of work, school, than on your Pokémon Snorlax Bean Bag Chair. At 6 feet head to toe this (s)lumbering Pokémon is perfect for your dorm room, your den, your bedroom, or right inside the door where you can collapse on it when you get in.
Sometimes the dulcet sound of birds chirping just isn’t enough to get us up in the morning. We know we have things to do, but the bed sure is warm and cozy. Nothing is going to get us moving more effectively than a clock that doesn’t stop screaming at us for 42 hours.
If you want a super clean ass after taking a dump, you definitely need a bidet. Say goodbye to sh*t streaks in your underwear!
This compact and lightweight pouch belongs in every outdoor travel kit. It packs an emergency 2-person tent made from tear-resistant, durable HeatFlex mylar, can reflect heat outward or inward, and sets up in minutes using the included 20ft length of paracord.
The KeySmart will ELIMINATE YOUR BULKY KEYCHAIN and organize that mess and free up your pocket
This versatile stainless steel tool will not only make you feel like Batman, it’s a great way to get items up to a higher point. Its center prong detaches and works as a rope tie, and its claw can even open bottles. Not intended for climbing.
And if you’re regular cup of coffee isn’t cutting it anymore, Death Wish Coffee has DOUBLE the amount of caffeine to help you achieve your goal of being productive for 20 hours of the day.
660mg of caffeine per 12 fluid oz cup compared to a Starbucks Venti which has 415mg of caffeine
"In my life, I have given a fuck about many people and many things. I have also not given a fuck about many people and many things. And those fucks I have not given have made all the difference. "
This miracle device allows its brandisher to blow through large amounts of cash at an alarmingly high rate of speed. You’re not just “making it rain,” you just brought the typhoon up in this piece.
May the Centripetal Force be With You – The Spill Not provides the ultimate solution for carrying cups of hot coffee and other beverages for long distances without ever having to worry about spilling them again.
This diminutive tool from Soto turns your disposable lighter into a tiny torch capable of flame temperatures up to 2300 degrees Fahrenheit. Light stoves and lamps, solder metal, and melt snow with this long-lasting, wind-resistant flame.
If you want to relive those days when you can drink all night and be competent the next day, these are for you. Take a few of these bad boys before heading out and a few more before you go to bed and you’ll wake up refreshed and ready to seize the day