May the Centripetal Force be With You – The Spill Not provides the ultimate solution for carrying cups of hot coffee and other beverages for long distances without ever having to worry about spilling them again.
This diminutive tool from Soto turns your disposable lighter into a tiny torch capable of flame temperatures up to 2300 degrees Fahrenheit. Light stoves and lamps, solder metal, and melt snow with this long-lasting, wind-resistant flame.
If you want to relive those days when you can drink all night and be competent the next day, these are for you. Take a few of these bad boys before heading out and a few more before you go to bed and you’ll wake up refreshed and ready to seize the day
Looking for the perfect way to combine your love of Mexican wrestling and getting drunk? Well, the former probably goes hand-in-hand with the latter, but if you can’t make it out to the ring, these masked Luchador bottle openers will spar with your favorite drink.
Operating the BUG-A-SALT is simple. You fill the reservoir with table salt (you know, the stuff in the cardboard tube with the little metal spout that flips up?), you give it a single pump, flip the safety, and you’re armed and ready to blast flies into oblivion.
At the peak of your celebration when two hands come together for an epic moment of high five bliss, you can’t afford not to have confetti blast high into the air and rain down around your triumphant gesture!
It’s the same size and shape as your average credit card, but the Wallet Ninja ensures that you’re ready for just about anything that comes your way. It has 18 tools that help you open beers, fix your eyeglasses, tighten bolts, open boxes, and even stand your cell phone up.
The one socket fits fasteners of almost any shape – square, hex, wing nuts, cup hooks, eye screws and even broken, stripped and rusted nuts other wrenches can’t move.
These are for the times you have to go to a damn baby shower and watch idly as husbands are forced into playing emasculating baby games. While they suck on a baby bottle, down yourself a shot of whisey or two.
The NEMO Helio LX Pressure Shower is portable and delivers 5 to 10 minutes of steady water pressure. The Helio provides refreshing showers at camp, rinses off gear or even washes the dog. Unlike conventional gravity-fed, hanging shower systems, the Helio system uses a 22 liter welded fabric water tank pressurized by a foot pump.