The KeySmart will ELIMINATE YOUR BULKY KEYCHAIN and organize that mess and free up your pocket
This versatile stainless steel tool will not only make you feel like Batman, it’s a great way to get items up to a higher point. Its center prong detaches and works as a rope tie, and its claw can even open bottles. Not intended for climbing.
And if you’re regular cup of coffee isn’t cutting it anymore, Death Wish Coffee has DOUBLE the amount of caffeine to help you achieve your goal of being productive for 20 hours of the day.
660mg of caffeine per 12 fluid oz cup compared to a Starbucks Venti which has 415mg of caffeine
"In my life, I have given a fuck about many people and many things. I have also not given a fuck about many people and many things. And those fucks I have not given have made all the difference. "
This miracle device allows its brandisher to blow through large amounts of cash at an alarmingly high rate of speed. You’re not just “making it rain,” you just brought the typhoon up in this piece.
May the Centripetal Force be With You – The Spill Not provides the ultimate solution for carrying cups of hot coffee and other beverages for long distances without ever having to worry about spilling them again.
This diminutive tool from Soto turns your disposable lighter into a tiny torch capable of flame temperatures up to 2300 degrees Fahrenheit. Light stoves and lamps, solder metal, and melt snow with this long-lasting, wind-resistant flame.
If you want to relive those days when you can drink all night and be competent the next day, these are for you. Take a few of these bad boys before heading out and a few more before you go to bed and you’ll wake up refreshed and ready to seize the day
Looking for the perfect way to combine your love of Mexican wrestling and getting drunk? Well, the former probably goes hand-in-hand with the latter, but if you can’t make it out to the ring, these masked Luchador bottle openers will spar with your favorite drink.
Operating the BUG-A-SALT is simple. You fill the reservoir with table salt (you know, the stuff in the cardboard tube with the little metal spout that flips up?), you give it a single pump, flip the safety, and you’re armed and ready to blast flies into oblivion.
At the peak of your celebration when two hands come together for an epic moment of high five bliss, you can’t afford not to have confetti blast high into the air and rain down around your triumphant gesture!
It’s the same size and shape as your average credit card, but the Wallet Ninja ensures that you’re ready for just about anything that comes your way. It has 18 tools that help you open beers, fix your eyeglasses, tighten bolts, open boxes, and even stand your cell phone up.
The one socket fits fasteners of almost any shape – square, hex, wing nuts, cup hooks, eye screws and even broken, stripped and rusted nuts other wrenches can’t move.
These are for the times you have to go to a damn baby shower and watch idly as husbands are forced into playing emasculating baby games. While they suck on a baby bottle, down yourself a shot of whisey or two.
The NEMO Helio LX Pressure Shower is portable and delivers 5 to 10 minutes of steady water pressure. The Helio provides refreshing showers at camp, rinses off gear or even washes the dog. Unlike conventional gravity-fed, hanging shower systems, the Helio system uses a 22 liter welded fabric water tank pressurized by a foot pump.
The Hamilton Beach Breakfast Sandwich Maker wants you to skip the drive thru, and create your own masterpiece from the comfort of your home. Use all of your own, fresh ingredients including eggs, cheese and any precooked meats you’d like.
These kitchen gloves are heat resistant up to 425 degrees, which means you can barbecue, cook, and bake without worrying about burning your hands
One of the most coziest blankets you will ever purchase. It’s like covering yourself in the warm embrace of a angel sent down from the heavens above
Simply push the lever on the back of the figure and Darth Vader will swipe over into his cape and pick up a toothpick for you to use. As you push the button on his back, a small panel on his cape opens up and reveals the next toothpick in line for him to grab.
If you work with knives or sharp object, these cut resistant gloves are a must! Im not sure what the technology behind this is but damn is it impressive. I posted a video below where a dude tests out the gloves with a filet knife, a tactical fighting knife and a utility knife and it did what it said it would do!