Beat the sadness that the morning brings with this exciting Magic Coffee Mug. As it changes from sad to happy so will your mood! So fill it up and be ready to smile!
And if you’re regular cup of coffee isn’t cutting it anymore, Death Wish Coffee has DOUBLE the amount of caffeine to help you achieve your goal of being productive for 20 hours of the day.
660mg of caffeine per 12 fluid oz cup compared to a Starbucks Venti which has 415mg of caffeine
"In my life, I have given a fuck about many people and many things. I have also not given a fuck about many people and many things. And those fucks I have not given have made all the difference. "
This diminutive tool from Soto turns your disposable lighter into a tiny torch capable of flame temperatures up to 2300 degrees Fahrenheit. Light stoves and lamps, solder metal, and melt snow with this long-lasting, wind-resistant flame.
Looking for the perfect way to combine your love of Mexican wrestling and getting drunk? Well, the former probably goes hand-in-hand with the latter, but if you can’t make it out to the ring, these masked Luchador bottle openers will spar with your favorite drink.
It’s the same size and shape as your average credit card, but the Wallet Ninja ensures that you’re ready for just about anything that comes your way. It has 18 tools that help you open beers, fix your eyeglasses, tighten bolts, open boxes, and even stand your cell phone up.
These are for the times you have to go to a damn baby shower and watch idly as husbands are forced into playing emasculating baby games. While they suck on a baby bottle, down yourself a shot of whisey or two.