Claim the throne as your own! The medieval times knight statue stands at the ready to dispense toilet paper. Hand-cast using real crushed stone bonded with durable designer resin, our wall mounted toilet paper holders arrive ready to hang by keyhole slots.
Tinda Finger is an essential accessory for any mobile dating user. It simply swipes right to each new person, not only freeing up valuable time, but also maximising your chance of a potential date.
Imagine you could swipe right on more than 6,000 dating profiles an hour—and without your thumb falling off, which is always a plus. Tinda Finger is a potential new phone accessory that claims to free up your valuable time and maximize your ability to find a Tinder match by swiping right on every damn profile without exercising any sort of discretion.
The Saucemoto dip clip to fit just about any type of vehicle’s vent. You can use it in the front seats, or in the back seats to keep your kids from making a mess. As long as there is a vent to clip to, Saucemoto will work perfectly. Whether you’re grabbing a quick bite on a long road trip, or trying to squeeze lunch in during a busy day, Saucemoto will make your life so much more enjoyable.
The sound making Chewbacca mask wraps around your head and makes you look like Chewbacca, and every time you move your mouth, Chewbacca screams his standard scream and will surely make you laugh hysterically while it happens. If you open your mouth just a little bit, he roars just slightly, but the more you open your mouth the louder and more viscous his screams become.
The simple Pie Face game brings friends and family together for lots of laugh-out-loud fun. First, players load the arm with whipped cream (not included) or the included sponge. Then, they take turns sliding their heads through the mask and spinning the spinner. Players turn the handle the number of times indicated on the spinner and the tension on the arm builds. Then, suddenly someone gets whipped cream in the face!
The most disciplined of his highness’ servants, this Executive Knight Pen Holder holds a perpetual knee and a perpetual bow along with your writing (or smoking) instrument of choice. He also comes with a pen, so if you share the medieval man of valor’s taste I guess you can just use that one too.
If you are looking for the most extravagant, over the top, flamboyant, yet manliest way possible to open your bottle of beer, then you may want to purchase Thor’s Hammer Bottle Opener. Become a God of beer with this bottle opener, which has a bottle opener built into the side of it so that instead of smashing skulls, you can smash your bottle open
If you’re ready to make your kitchen explode with awesome, you need a Death Star Waffle Maker. Plug it in, warm it up, and pour the batter onto the non-stick cooking plates. In just minutes, you’ll have golden, delicious waffles, good enough to destroy a planet for. Well, a small one, at least.
As a self-proclaimed popaholic, I am not ashamed to admit that I love watching pimple popping and blackhead extraction videos. Call me gross, but I find it immensely therapeutic and satisfying. To all of my fellow weirdos, we’ve been blessed with a new “toy” called the Pop It Pal, which will let youburst zits on the daily