Speakeasy Briefs are an innovative combination of fashion and function. They offer a style that says, “you should see me in my underwear,” while providing a pocket that says, “it’s none of your business what’s in my underwear.”
This miracle device allows its brandisher to blow through large amounts of cash at an alarmingly high rate of speed. You’re not just “making it rain,” you just brought the typhoon up in this piece.
This diminutive tool from Soto turns your disposable lighter into a tiny torch capable of flame temperatures up to 2300 degrees Fahrenheit. Light stoves and lamps, solder metal, and melt snow with this long-lasting, wind-resistant flame.
Looking for the perfect way to combine your love of Mexican wrestling and getting drunk? Well, the former probably goes hand-in-hand with the latter, but if you can’t make it out to the ring, these masked Luchador bottle openers will spar with your favorite drink.
Operating the BUG-A-SALT is simple. You fill the reservoir with table salt (you know, the stuff in the cardboard tube with the little metal spout that flips up?), you give it a single pump, flip the safety, and you’re armed and ready to blast flies into oblivion.
It’s the same size and shape as your average credit card, but the Wallet Ninja ensures that you’re ready for just about anything that comes your way. It has 18 tools that help you open beers, fix your eyeglasses, tighten bolts, open boxes, and even stand your cell phone up.
These are for the times you have to go to a damn baby shower and watch idly as husbands are forced into playing emasculating baby games. While they suck on a baby bottle, down yourself a shot of whisey or two.
The Hamilton Beach Breakfast Sandwich Maker wants you to skip the drive thru, and create your own masterpiece from the comfort of your home. Use all of your own, fresh ingredients including eggs, cheese and any precooked meats you’d like.
If you work with knives or sharp object, these cut resistant gloves are a must! Im not sure what the technology behind this is but damn is it impressive. I posted a video below where a dude tests out the gloves with a filet knife, a tactical fighting knife and a utility knife and it did what it said it would do!
Don’t water down your expensive whiskey with ice! These whiskey stones will chill your selection and save all the notes, intricacies and flavors that the distiller worked so hard to produce.
As a self-proclaimed popaholic, I am not ashamed to admit that I love watching pimple popping and blackhead extraction videos. Call me gross, but I find it immensely therapeutic and satisfying. To all of my fellow weirdos, we’ve been blessed with a new “toy” called the Pop It Pal, which will let youburst zits on the daily