Speakeasy Briefs are an innovative combination of fashion and function. They offer a style that says, “you should see me in my underwear,” while providing a pocket that says, “it’s none of your business what’s in my underwear.”
If you’re ready to make your kitchen explode with awesome, you need a Death Star Waffle Maker. Plug it in, warm it up, and pour the batter onto the non-stick cooking plates. In just minutes, you’ll have golden, delicious waffles, good enough to destroy a planet for. Well, a small one, at least.
Inspired by the old-fashioned typewriter and designed with luxury in mind, the Azio Retro Classic is a mechanical keyboard sporting rounded backlit keycaps, a zinc aluminum alloy frame and a genuine leather base. The nameplate says “Elegantly Fierce.” It’s not wrong.
Fusing retro mid-century and futuristic sci-fi design sensibilities, Bossa’s set of spherical Moonraker speakers is, appropriately, game to accommodate both old- and new-school tech. Built-in Bluetooth allows for streaming Spotify playlists, while analog inputs let you hook up your vintage record table.
There’s nowhere better to relax after a long day of work, school, than on your Pokémon Snorlax Bean Bag Chair. At 6 feet head to toe this (s)lumbering Pokémon is perfect for your dorm room, your den, your bedroom, or right inside the door where you can collapse on it when you get in.
Sometimes the dulcet sound of birds chirping just isn’t enough to get us up in the morning. We know we have things to do, but the bed sure is warm and cozy. Nothing is going to get us moving more effectively than a clock that doesn’t stop screaming at us for 42 hours.
This compact and lightweight pouch belongs in every outdoor travel kit. It packs an emergency 2-person tent made from tear-resistant, durable HeatFlex mylar, can reflect heat outward or inward, and sets up in minutes using the included 20ft length of paracord.
This versatile stainless steel tool will not only make you feel like Batman, it’s a great way to get items up to a higher point. Its center prong detaches and works as a rope tie, and its claw can even open bottles. Not intended for climbing.
And if you’re regular cup of coffee isn’t cutting it anymore, Death Wish Coffee has DOUBLE the amount of caffeine to help you achieve your goal of being productive for 20 hours of the day.
660mg of caffeine per 12 fluid oz cup compared to a Starbucks Venti which has 415mg of caffeine
"In my life, I have given a fuck about many people and many things. I have also not given a fuck about many people and many things. And those fucks I have not given have made all the difference. "
This miracle device allows its brandisher to blow through large amounts of cash at an alarmingly high rate of speed. You’re not just “making it rain,” you just brought the typhoon up in this piece.
May the Centripetal Force be With You – The Spill Not provides the ultimate solution for carrying cups of hot coffee and other beverages for long distances without ever having to worry about spilling them again.
This diminutive tool from Soto turns your disposable lighter into a tiny torch capable of flame temperatures up to 2300 degrees Fahrenheit. Light stoves and lamps, solder metal, and melt snow with this long-lasting, wind-resistant flame.
If you want to relive those days when you can drink all night and be competent the next day, these are for you. Take a few of these bad boys before heading out and a few more before you go to bed and you’ll wake up refreshed and ready to seize the day
Looking for the perfect way to combine your love of Mexican wrestling and getting drunk? Well, the former probably goes hand-in-hand with the latter, but if you can’t make it out to the ring, these masked Luchador bottle openers will spar with your favorite drink.
Operating the BUG-A-SALT is simple. You fill the reservoir with table salt (you know, the stuff in the cardboard tube with the little metal spout that flips up?), you give it a single pump, flip the safety, and you’re armed and ready to blast flies into oblivion.
At the peak of your celebration when two hands come together for an epic moment of high five bliss, you can’t afford not to have confetti blast high into the air and rain down around your triumphant gesture!
It’s the same size and shape as your average credit card, but the Wallet Ninja ensures that you’re ready for just about anything that comes your way. It has 18 tools that help you open beers, fix your eyeglasses, tighten bolts, open boxes, and even stand your cell phone up.
These are for the times you have to go to a damn baby shower and watch idly as husbands are forced into playing emasculating baby games. While they suck on a baby bottle, down yourself a shot of whisey or two.
The NEMO Helio LX Pressure Shower is portable and delivers 5 to 10 minutes of steady water pressure. The Helio provides refreshing showers at camp, rinses off gear or even washes the dog. Unlike conventional gravity-fed, hanging shower systems, the Helio system uses a 22 liter welded fabric water tank pressurized by a foot pump.
The Hamilton Beach Breakfast Sandwich Maker wants you to skip the drive thru, and create your own masterpiece from the comfort of your home. Use all of your own, fresh ingredients including eggs, cheese and any precooked meats you’d like.
Simply push the lever on the back of the figure and Darth Vader will swipe over into his cape and pick up a toothpick for you to use. As you push the button on his back, a small panel on his cape opens up and reveals the next toothpick in line for him to grab.
If you work with knives or sharp object, these cut resistant gloves are a must! Im not sure what the technology behind this is but damn is it impressive. I posted a video below where a dude tests out the gloves with a filet knife, a tactical fighting knife and a utility knife and it did what it said it would do!
Don’t water down your expensive whiskey with ice! These whiskey stones will chill your selection and save all the notes, intricacies and flavors that the distiller worked so hard to produce.
As a self-proclaimed popaholic, I am not ashamed to admit that I love watching pimple popping and blackhead extraction videos. Call me gross, but I find it immensely therapeutic and satisfying. To all of my fellow weirdos, we’ve been blessed with a new “toy” called the Pop It Pal, which will let youburst zits on the daily
Modeled after a Triceratops dinosaur, this meal-time accessory will turn your next Taco Tuesday Jurassic, devouring tacos with style! Perfect for kids and adults that are looking to add a bit of fun to the dinner table!